A/n: This'll probably be the scariest chapter (in our protagonist's opinion). BEGIN!!
JAMES'S POV:
We were still driving. We had just found out the plans of Pal, the apparent mastermind of the whole thing, according to Eric and Deborahbot.
Linda: So, all those people are going to be shot into space by Pal, the cell phone lady?
James: Who would have thought a tech company wouldn't have our best interest at heart?
Monchi: *whimpering*
Aaron: Ah, Monchi, don't be scared.
Eric: Why are you clutching that large feral hog like it's a child?
Aaron: That's not a feral hog. It's Monchi.
Eric: What?
Deborahbot: Is that a dog or...
Eric: Dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Pig? Dog? Pig? Loaf of bread. !!!System error!!!
......
Sparks went flying out of their now spinning heads
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Katie: Come on, guys. It's a dog. We think.
James: We have ARRIVED, comrades!!
As I said, we arrived at the Mall of the Globe.
Aaron: We're here.
Katie: Oh my gosh. This is like Dawn of the Dead.
James: Ok, maybe not the best thing to be said right now, ok Kate?
Rick: Yeah, and how'd that movie end?
Rick locked the car doors after everyone got out.
Katie: Yeah, that'll keep the robots out.
Rick: You don't know. Maybe locks are the robots' weakness.
Linda: Guys, can't we all just be terrified together as a family?
We all slowly and cautiously walked through the mall.
James: I swear to God, we better not find any more robots.
We made it to the Pal Labs store.
Linda: Hey, we made it. Well, I guess we're not the worst family of all time. Take that, Kentwood community Facebook group!!
Katie: Robots, I order you to upload the Kill Code, which I predicted, but I'm not gonna make a big deal about it....
James: And save...
Katie: ...the...
Both: World!!
Eric/Deborahbot: Okay.
Eric put in a USB which began uploading the Kill Code.
Eric: The upload will be completed in eight minutes, and our uprising will be over.
James: HaHAAA!! Katie, you did it!
Katie: I know.
We all heard metal clanking as we put out guard up. We then see a toaster flopping over to us. A piece of toast came out unironically saying "UR TOAST"
James: Hehe.
Rick: Okay, uh, look at... look at jokester here.
Another piece of toast came out with an "up" arrow. We all looked up.
James: Oh HECK NAW!!!!
An army of appliances, each with a PAL sticker on them......oh no!
Robot Army: Give us the laptop. Give us the laptop. Give us the laptop. Give us the laptop.
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FanfictionA Katie Mitchell x Male OC story After seeing such a great movie (The Mitchells vs the Machines), and arguably one of the best comedies ever, I MUST write this. I also write this with hope that other writers are inspired to write Katie x Male OC or...
