Comedy Stories

Hogwarts? Great. Magic System? Even better. Debt to said System? ...Wait, what? After the System gifts him instant magical knowledge, the catch hits: every spell comes with a price. Between trying to "repay" magical loans and survive classes without blowing up a classroom, one overworked wizard just wants to graduate without defaulting on his soul.

𝙏𝙪𝙣𝙚 𝙠𝙮𝙖 𝙠𝙖𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙡𝙖 , 𝙈𝙖𝙧 𝙜𝙖𝙮𝙞 𝙢𝙖𝙞 𝙢𝙞𝙩 𝙜𝙖𝙮𝙞 𝙢𝙖𝙞 𝙃𝙤 𝙜𝙖𝙮𝙞 𝙢𝙖𝙞...... ♡ 𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙄 𝘿𝙀𝙀𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙄 ♡ Shashwat Rajvansh - An introvert, calm and ambitious guy studies in class 12th. For him "Rules are meant to be followed". He is a bookworm and topper of his class . He is prince charming of almost all girls of school but never give a glance to them . His dream is to join Indian army and for that he is studying very hard . He has no time for Love. Siya Malhotra - An exovert and chirpy girl studies in class 11th . She is always ready to break the rules and have zero interest in study . She has promised herself to not to fall in love but a sudden encounter with her senior "Shashwat Rajvansh" Changed her perspective about love when she slowly started falling for him who doesn't seem to be interested in her. The more she is getting to know him the more she is falling for him. ************************************************** "For me, Love is devotion." She said, her eyes were drawn to the resplendent Krishna idol. "Then I am devoted to you, Siya, the way you are devoted to your Krishna." He replied looking at her with an intensity akin to how a priest gazes at an idol. *************************************************** Jump inside the story to know more ❤️✨. ______________________________________________ There is no cheating, no toxicity and no love angle. It is just a simple school love story which includes Love, friendship and lots of fun that would probably take you back to your school days. ______________________________________________________

Visit my Patreon account and subscribe to read more chapters in advance and get more benefits. My Patreon account: Marshmallow_Sweet Link: https://patreon.com/Marshmallow_Sweet Please support me on Patreon, thank you!!! (There's also a link in my profile.) _____ [Period Articles, Food, Everyday Life] Food blogger Zhou Yan, reborn in 1984, takes over a bankrupt Sichuan restaurant. In this era of scarcity, he offers diners a taste of high-quality cuisine! Cross-legged beef, husband and wife lung slices, mapo tofu, dongpo pork knuckle, diving rabbit... Stir-fry, sauté, roast, steam, deep-fry, boil, braise, smoke... Each dish has its own unique style, each dish offers a unique flavor! From then on, a small town in southern Sichuan gained a renowned small restaurant. Diners gathered around small tables to feast on cross-legged beef, while young people loved the bobo chicken, and connoisseurs drooled over a bowl of Linjiang shredded eel... The silly little girl looked up from her bowl: "If you want noodles, get in line!" [A pure food article, warm and daily life + Sichuan and Chongqing Tyrannosaurus! ]

Shi Li found herself transported into a novel, becoming the vicious female supporting character who had an unhealthy, obsessive love for the male lead. During classes, she was either scheming how to win over the male protagonist or pondering the fates of her classmates in the original story. [It seems that in the next few days, Director Wei will have a car accident] Upon hearing Shi Li's inner thoughts, the young lady abruptly stood up. [However, after Director Wei's death, his mistresses and illegitimate children will show up at the door, claiming a large portion of the family fortune] The young lady gracefully sat back down. A few days later, the chairman died in a car accident and was promptly cremated before his last breath had even faded. When the mistresses tried to storm in with their illegitimate children to claim their share, all that remained was a fresh, warm urn of ashes. [That new sister-in-law of the school bully seems to be involved in some serious trouble behind his brother's back] The school bully thought indifferently, wondering how bad it could be - at worst, she'd be cheating on his brother. [She's connected to human trafficking rings operating across borders] School bully: ! The police cracked a major international case, and thanks to this incident, the school bully finally gained recognition from his family. Everyone assumed Shi Li was madly in love with the male lead. The academic genius helped her create "chance" encounters. The young lady even delivered the male lead to her bed. Of course, some people took a different approach. Class monitor: What do you think of my young uncle? Others who rushed over upon hearing this: You fool, what are you trying to do? ----------------------------------------------------------------- Source - akknovel.com Author(s) - 墨柳清竹 Purpose - offline reading

Shen Lian, courtesy name Ziruo, just wanted a break. Caught between internship chaos and academic burnout, he takes a well-earned week off to chill, cry, and binge the historical fantasy dramaThe Untamed. He didn't expect to spiral into emotional devastation, fall headfirst for a flute-wielding chaos gremlin, or whisper a half-joking wish to meet them in real life. Then he got electrocuted. And woke up in the body of a 14-year-old disciple of the Meishan Yu clan. Now he's been selected to travel with the Yunmeng Jiang disciples to the Cloud Recesses. Which might be okay... if everyone in this world couldn't hear his thoughts. Modern snark, spoiler-filled rants, thirst over cultivators, and deep philosophical takes on character arcs? All broadcasted-out loud He thinks he's losing his mind. The cultivation world thinks he's a prophetic oracle. But somewhere beyond time and space, a greater force watches and whispers: What if someone could change the story?

You thrust Furina onto trial's cruel stage to save Fontaine-fair enough. But knowing she bore 500 years of torment as the Hydro Archon, why not spare her a whispered "sorry"? When the flood devoured Fontaine, all raced to survive-yet there she wept, drowning in silence. Why did no one dive in to drag her from the abyss?

تیری ہر بات محبت میں گوارا کر کے دل کے بازار میں بیٹھے ہیں خسارہ کر کے آتے جاتے ہیں کئی رنگ مرے چہرے پر لوگ لیتے ہیں مزا ذکر تمہارا کر کے ایک چنگاری نظر آئی تھی بستی میں اسے وہ الگ ہٹ گیا آندھی کو اشارہ کر کے آسمانوں کی طرف پھینک دیا ہے میں نے چند مٹی کے چراغوں کو ستارہ کر کے میں وہ دریا ہوں کہ ہر بوند بھنور ہے جس کی تم نے اچھا ہی کیا مجھ سے کنارہ کر کے منتظر ہوں کہ ستاروں کی ذرا آنکھ لگے چاند کو چھت پہ بلا لوں گا اشارہ کر کے Rahat Indori - _____ . . . . . ★ RAMAZAN SPECIAL AND EID SPECIAL -------- "Ek tou dadi bhi na, inhay main he nazar aati hun har dusray kaam ke liye" Shifa muh bana kr chand dekhnay lagi jo nazar he nhi aarha tha. "Tumhay tou pass rakhi cheez nhi nazar aati, or yahan tou phr baat chand dekhnay ki hai" Shifa ko apnay peechay se mardana awaz ayi tou mur kr dekha jahan Azlan seenay pr haath bandhay khara usi ko dekh raha tha or honthon pr halki muskurahat thi. "Jee nhi ab aesa bhi nhi hai, mujhay lagta hai kal Eid hai he nhi" Shifa uski baat pr muh bigarti boli or chand dekhnay lagi, Azlan be-sakhta khul kr haasa or uskay qareeb aakar khara hua. "Magar mujhay tou chand nazar agiya hai" Azlan ne usko piyar bhari nazron se dekh kr kaha tou shifa uski taraf muri. "Sachi...! Shukar hai, agar apnay dekh he liya hai tou Dadi ko bhi bata degiye ga" Shifa ne usko khushi se dekha or ALLAH ka shukar aada kiya phr neechay janay lagi. "Hn lakin woh sirf mera chand hai" Peechay se Azlan ki shararat bhari awaz ayi, shifa apni jagah pr ruk gyi magar palat kr nhi dekha, Azlan ki baat samajh aataye he uskay gaal laal huay. -------- AZLAN DURRANI × SHIFA DURRANI . . . . . Author: @Velvet_Script

To defeat his enemy, Perry the Platypus, the Doctor invents a machine to move objects into an unknown dimension. But because of his clumsiness, Doof himself falls under the action of the inator and ends up in a Remnant. Although the only thing the professor remembered was his name, however, he did not lose his skills as an inventor. How much will the Remnant change from the actions of the pseudo-pharmacist? Disclaimer: I wrote this fanfiction 5 years ago, so it shows my inexperience. Over time, I've developed my skills. Also I don't own the characters of "RWBY" and "Phineas and Ferb".

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Emma and Vivian spend their summer at a new camp to help out a friend, only to discover that it's a dating camp and they both have to pretend to be single! ***** Emma and Vivian, having spent their first year of college living together, agree to spend their summer at Gwen Black's latest camp. Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding (and Gwen's aggressive advertising), the entire camp is using Emma as a mascot because she's "single". Emma and Vivian decide to let the situation play out to help Gwen, finding a new thrill in keeping their love secret. Soon, though, things get out of hand as they start making each other jealous, and someone online is working to destroy their relationship (and the entire camp)! Can Emma save the camp, her reputation, and the only relationship that's ever mattered to her? (Sequel to Camp Mapplewood: original version.) [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]

[ 𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 & 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐑𝐎𝐌-𝐂𝐎𝐌 ] ↪𝐀𝐚𝐝𝐲𝐚 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐥 ♡ ↪𝐑𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐫𝐚 Aadya was sprawled on her dorm bed, her limbs splayed in every direction resembling a starfish. The door to the dorm flung open and a beautiful girl entered followed by a handsome boy. The boy was tall, about 5'11 with athletic body. His rich dark brown hair cascading on his forehead. Brown eyes sparkling and dressed in a jeans and T-shirt accessorising it with a watch. Simple yet elegant. Aadya made an attempt to get up from the bed but in haste, her legs tangled in the sheets and lost her balance, falling from the bed with a thud. The girls started laughing, as Aadya's face turned beetroot from embarrassment. The boy managed to crack a smile bit composed himself and asked, "𝘼𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮? " Aadya managed to stutter out "𝙔𝙚-𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙝" The girl composed herself from laughing and said, " Hi,I am Riya. I'll be your roommate for the next 4 years and this is my annoying brother 𝐑𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐫𝐚" 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒: Brother's best friend. Best friend's brother Senior X Junior Clumsy X Mature 3 side couples. Comedy Friendship Old School Romance ●○●○●○●○ #3 in India: 27/09/2024 #2 in India: 29/09/2024 #1 in India: 29/09/2024 #4 in India: 25/10/2024 #4 in India: 27/10/2024 #4 in India: 25/11/2024 #1 in India: 27/11/2024 #3 in India: 14/01/2025 #2 in India: 14/01/2025 #1 in India: 04/02/2025 #4 in India: 23/02/2025 #2 in India: 04/05/2025

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION When her initiation into her college's History Club goes awry, Sol has to come face to face with Ethan-the cute guy whose house she just broke into. ***** Soledad Gutierrez, or Sol to her friends, decides to join the History Club at her Community college. However, this club is not like other clubs: they have an initiation process and a slew of other 'extracurricular activities.' In order to join the club, Sol must break into the oldest house in her small Californian town and steal one of their forks. The club members provide all the materials to break in; she just needs to take the utensil, take a selfie in the kitchen, and get out undetected-with the fork, of course. The problem is: Ethan Winston spots Sol in his grandparent's house, and he's determined to uncover the reason behind the break-in. However, both he and Sol are thrown for a loop when feelings begin to develop between them. And as Ethan becomes suspicious of the History Club, he and Sol get tangled in an adventure none of them were expecting. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] [[Wattys 2019 Winner for Young Adult + Being Published by Wattpad Books in Fall 2020]]

(NOT MY STORY) Qin Yi was born an omega, but his pheromones could not attract alphas. People in his family laughed at him because of this. However, he doesn't care, he would much rather never get married and wait until he's of age to inherit his mother's 800 million inheritance and pursue his dream life in show business! That was until the day he turned 18, and he had a pheromone match detection. After the detection system worked hard for 3 minutes: "The match between you and alpha: General Zhou Yiqing, whose pheromone number is AI6650, is 100%." Everyone was shocked. How is that possible?! Qin Yi: "Is this thing broken?" The system ran three more times, and the sound said again: "The match between you and alpha: His Royal Highness Halls, is 100%." This is the f-ing crown prince of the enemy country! The system did not stop: "The match between you and alpha: Sir Lu Ji, is 100%." This is the f-ing celebrity who has 3.3 billion fans that just changed his career to a pirate captain! "The match between you and alpha: Sir Zheng Yian, is 100%." This is the f-ing diplomat of the Federation! "The match between you and alpha: Sir Jing, is 100%" This is the f-ing king of the Kayabi clan! "The match between you and alpha: Sir Wu Hong, is 100%" Who the f-? "..." "......" Everyone's jaws were dislocated. Qin Yi expressed the behavior of slipping away: "...It might really be broken." Rule of the Federation: Alpha/Omega pairs with matching rates of 100% must get married immediately. So the question is... Qin Yi: "Who must I marry?" System: "The recommendation is all, together."

When a mysterious killer started wiping out the city's prettiest, meanest, most scandalous girls, Eleo thinks she's safe. She's none of those things. She's just a clumsy, overworked college student with zero dating experience. That is, until she does something spectacularly dumb that inevitably put her in his path. Now, instead of living her quiet, peaceful life, she's dealing with: • ‌A ridiculously good-looking serial killer who won't leave her alone. • ‌Death threats that sound suspiciously flirty. And, Eleo's got two options: 1. Find out who the killer is before he "accidentally" falls in love with her. 2. Die. ...And dying sounds 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 inconvenient. 🚨 Not a tutorial. Do NOT attempt.

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

Yu MengMeng has transmigrated into a CEO's runaway bride novel as the "bun", as in "bun in the oven". Her mother was a strong, delicate, yet sometimes scatter-brained woman. She worked very hard to raise her and her brother, but her mother somehow still ended up owing a lot of money. There was also a string of crazy relatives. Her twin brother was a high-IQ genius child. The little boy took on the responsibilities of taking care of both his mother and his little sister. He was both her dad and her mother. He was so protective that she barely had any friends. Yu MengMeng, albeit being a transmigrator, had forgotten much of her past and was just a cute and silly little girl. *** One day, when she was on her way home from kindergarten, Yu MengMeng "picked up" an injured man. That man looked 90% like her own twin brother and also looked very wealthy. Thinking of how poor they were and how hard her mother and brother worked for money, she decided to swindle some money from this rich-looking man! __________________________________ DISCLAIMER : I Do Not own this story, All credits goes to the original author.. I just want to share this fluff to everyone, so if you're interested come and enjoy the read! 😊

The year is 1988, and Finn, Ronan, Becca and Jasper are spending the summer at a reformatory camp located deep in the Alaskan wilderness. The camp, named Lightlake, is the last chance the teens have to get their lives back on track, but changing for the better isn't easy - and especially not at a place like Lightlake, where secrets outnumber the campers and myths have a way of coming to life. This story is now free on Wattpad. [[word count: 200,000-250,000 words]]

[This story is now FREE!] When Andie Bank agreed to take a job to help save her friend's reputation, it wasn't supposed to end up in a romance-fueled galactic rescue mission with her irresistibly hot boss. ***** With a merciless tabloid set on destroying the Hollywood career and reputation of Andie's best friend, Andie accepts a job offer with the same company on the condition that they leave her friend alone. She knew about her smoking hot boss when she accepted the accounting position, but the tabloid failed to mention small details like celebrity kidnappings, alien imposters, camera-shaped ray guns, and their absolutely abysmal knowledge of the American tax system. Unable to deny their atomic attraction, Andie and her boss's kisses quickly evolve into a forbidden affair that must remain secret at all costs. When a certain vengeful ex-fiancé discovers their secret, the laser guns come out and Andie is forced to flee for her life. As time runs out, Andie must choose between love or committing a crime that goes against everything she stands for. Plus hot alien sex! ... [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Eva (Fathima) Ismail