Random asf headcannons

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(help its like 1 am and my closet door keeps opening)

1. gon uses 2 whole ass jars of gel each mf day

2. killua has eaten paper/chalk, at least ONCE in his life

3.  kurapika likes smelling the vapor rub for no absolute reason

4. leorio has bite marks all around his pencils like- TRY TO CHANGE MY MIND??

5. illumi has the most greasy ass mf hair

6. yk how in the 1999 HxH version, that one guy at the heavens area said hisoka liked bungee gum as a kid but would have the same peice of gum most of the time bc he was poor asf? i feel like he would have eaten the wrapper too-

7. OUR beloved alluka has barbie dolls with the whole ass dream house set

8. OUR BELOVED alluka probably asked killua or gon once, to like- you know how people like- paint the barbie dolls, and like- do shit to them??? like- fucking- customize it?? alluka probably asked one of them to do that and make the doll look like her, and if gon did it, it would probably come out bad- RDXTFGYBH, and if killua did it would come out normaly 

9. kurapika and pairo probably used to make doodles in the dirt when they had nothing else to do- 

10. yk the zodiacs right? I feel like gel, cluck, and piyon would have like those- only them nights??? (the chicken zodiac, the snake one, and the bunny one) 

11. illumi probably likes watching the candle burn- 

12. kite has eaten a flower or some type of leaf before-

13. shanlark probably can SOMEHOW play games on that old phone looking ass controler thing he uses for his nen

14. OUR BELOVED komugi probably started playing gungi at 5 years old??

16. youpi is probably sick and tired of pitou, and poufs shit, like- EVEN WHEN THEY GO TO TRY AND KILL THE KING, MF YOUPI IS YAWNING ASF LIKE HES TIRED OF ALL THIS SHIT

17. pouf was born KNOWING EVERY SINGLE MUSIC SHEET IN THIS WHOLE ASS PLANET

18. pitou stepped in shit befo-

19. colt owns 10 books on how to take care of children

20. mereum has eaten a book before. 

(KK I THINK THATS ALL THE HCS I HAVE- AND I REALLY NEED TO GO OT SLEEP FCGVBHJN- SO BYE IG) 

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