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why does this account fucking exist lmao. tbh i promised myself i wouldn't make a new account after my first alt because that alt was for the "non-cringe books" to stray away from whatever the fuck my old account was and then a year later i was like haha time to make a new account im bored. and now im off hiatus yet again another year later. hi

also idk why but my old account had about 500 followers and now it's shrunk to about 440. are people deactivating or getting their accounts banned or just decided to unfollow me for one reason or another orrr (I remember I used to be so fucking mad about it too lmao, my petty ass would yell at people whenever someone unfollowed me 😬😬) like tbh now its like good riddance. i dont need such a big follower base anyways, i mean i did like the attention because im an attention whore but at the same time i got kinda exhausted keeping up with people's demands and that's kind of a reason as to why i made a new account anyway

any followers of this account that actually read this shit? please make yourself known to me :0

also as to the big changes to my bio; hei im not cis nor am i 15 anymore. i fucking hated that even though i knew i was not cisgender for the longest ass time i always hid it cause i thought a lot of cis people had thoughts of "oh what if I was born a different gender" and "i hate being [birth gender]". so yeah hi im parker and im nb (they/them) and im now 17 and i swear to god if i see any transphobic fucks here im going to crush you with my fat fucking foot (yeah haha i get it being edgy is cool i understand it im the same way but keep it to yourself because i won't be "haha funni meme laugh comedy" about this one)

also yeah i still do like leafy but in a mainly nostalgic and satirical kind of way, i dont really like him as much as i used to :/ but yeah if you wish to unfollow/avoid me due to that feel free idm. im also a fan of schlatt so uh. yeah. fuck dream shane and onision tho i hate those three dickheads (ik one of my old books says i watch the latter two i don't anymore you can stop coming after me thx)

might do an updated basic "about" thingy next chapter but idk sheesh

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