Chapter 1 Yay

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So rite Im a doge. Der was dis pis a shiet who said i was a pussy. I said
No
Shut da fuk up
u stupid shiet im a doge
not a fukin pussy
biatch so obvias

So i like pissd on dat shiet cus dat guy so fagot and he was like
Shut da fuk up doge
Get a life

I was like so fukin pissd of so i just left and 8 my french frys and brgr and my frends were like
Hey doge
We want sum
Fwench Fwies

And i was like
dream on u shiets
ther all mine
get ur own
sukas

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