Inside The Cellphone Of A Teenager

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(A/N): Since I don't have the time to write a full, real chapter, have this little shitpost :) I hope it keeps you all sane while I'm away on vacay.

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Brahms
Guys

Brahms
Guys

Brahms
Guys

Brahms
@Everyone

Norman
This isn't Discord that doesn't work

Michael
Idiot

Jason
Good try

You
Lmao

Brahms
Well I mean you're all here aren't you? Mission accomplished

Brahms
Anyways shut up and listen I have ideas

Jason
That's new

Brahms
I said shut up

Brahms
So the dance exists right? Since we're all sad and lonely and have zero love life we're going together and you can't do anything to change that

Brahms
We're gonna rent those fancy-ass suits and go crash this stupid thing with our loneliness

Brahms
Maybe we can find dates or something too ;)

You
Jesus you typed that all at the speed of sound

Michael
That sounds lame. Pass.

Norman
Dances aren't really my thing...

Jason
Oh come onnn that sounds fun! I've never been to a dance before I wanna go pls pls pls pls pls pls pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕

Michael
No.

You
You did NOT just say that to him

Jason
:,(

Brahms
YOU JUST MADE POOR JASON SAD YOU MONSTER HOW COULD YOU

Norman
NOOOO JASON ILL GO WITH YOU DONT CRY

You
MICHAEL APOLOGIZE THIS INSTANT ISTG

Michael
Fine

Michael
Sorry

Jason
Go to the dance with us and you're forgiven :((

Michael
...

Michael
Fine I'll go to the dance but I'm not wearing a stupid suit

Brahms
Will you wear one if I pay for it?

Michael
Buy me a cake too?

Brahms
Sold.

You
Damnnnn Brahms the sugar daddy 😩

Norman
(Y/N) oh my god 😭

Michael
And to think I was gonna offer you a slice

You
NO WAIT IM SORRY

Michael
Too late now only Jason and Norman get some

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