Welcome, curious foreigners.
I am your new teacher, Bulgaria. Since i am a very good one, I will make our first lesson an introduction to what I am going to teach you.
In this shit of a guide book, I will bring you on a fAntAsTiC journey to the most shit situations that a bulgarian can put you in. That's why, me, a professional bulgarian (sarcasm 100), is here to show the simple ways of fighting back like a bulgarian.
I will also include some art projects ( some of which will be pieces of mine ) and shitposts that I find on social media.
If some of you do not like swearing and stuff like this, I have paid for your tickets back to the Wattpad homepage ( sorry that you will miss this circus ). And for those who are interested in participating in these lessons, you are welcome to do so!
ATTENTION!
THIS BOOK IS A JOKE. DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING PERSONALLY AS I AM TRYING TO BE A CLOWN. 🤡
I will update every week. If I am not updating, keep in mind that I either do not have time to think about the book or I just do not have any ideas.
YOU ARE READING
How To Be a Professional Bulgarian
RandomYou read it. In this excuse of a guidebook, I will show you how to act like a real balkaner, i mean, real bulgarian. However, I might reveal some secrets ..🤫🤫🤫
