Cloud Guy's Song to Janet

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Cloud Guy: Thank you, Branch, for announcing me. (To the Trolls Colony) Hey, all your trolls, what's up! Cloud Guy here, I brought up my wife, Janet here.

Janet: Hey, what's up.

Cloud Guy: And we're here to do the retrace of who we first met.

Janet: You mean, when we first met at the ending credits of the Second Trolls movie?

Cloud Guy: Yes.

Janet: We'll, believe it or not, we weren't there at the end. Because our backstory was this. You were going to build a Bicycle built for two, until we broke up too.

Cloud Guy: We did not!

Janet: We did too!

Cloud Guy: We did not!

Janet: We did too! Because Cloud Guy and Janet were doomed to failed. (Intimate echo) And you know it.

Cloud Guy: (As the music start) But, Janet, I can change.

Janet: No you won't.

Cloud Guy: I can change.

Janet: No you won't.

Cloud Guy: (As he giggles her) I can change.

Janet: All right, All right, I think you will. Cause for that, you really are different then me.

Cloud Guy: Oh different then King Branch and Queen Poppy.

Janet: We'll, many more to that.

Darn It Janet

Cloud Guy (with Growly Pete and Sid Fret):
"The river was deep but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours so let's plan it (Janet)
So please don't tell me to can it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Darn it , Janet, I love you

The road was long but I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Darn it, Janet, I love you"

Cloud Guy:
"Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so"

Janet (With Growly Pete and Sid Fret):
"Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had (oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (oh Brad)
That you've met mum and you know dad (oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad I'm mad for you too

Oh, Brad"

Cloud Guy:
"Oh, darn it"

Janet:
"I'm mad"

Cloud Guy:
"Oh, Janet"

Janet:
"For you"

Cloud Guy and Janet:
"I love you too
There's one thing left to do - ah - oo"

Cloud Guy (with Growly Pete and Sid Fret):
"Go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam-it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Darn it, Janet, I love you

Darn it , Janet"

Janet:
"Oh Brad, I'm mad"

Cloud Guy:
"Darn it Janet"

Cloud Guy and Janet:
"I love you"

As the crowd cheers and applause, while Branch enter in.

Branch: (To Cloud Guy) Uh, Brad?

Cloud Guy: Yah, that was my first name. Brad, Could Guy. In case that you didn't know my parents were called Jim and Jane.

Janet: And my parents were called Sonny and Cher.

As Branch was upset and didn't say anything.

Cloud Guy: Uh, Branch. Are you going to break two sticks and try to kill me?

Branch: No, I'm just fine, just take me to my tablet, please.

Cloud Guy: Sure thing, pal.

As Cloud Guy and Janet took Branch off the stage, while Poppy enter in.

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