huzzah

subway pizza

okay so we're literally just at subway

and i was asking about the options and my moms like "there's pizza at some of these"

so i ask "do you guys have pizza" and they said yes

but i decided to get the tuna wrap thing instead

and then we're walking back to the car

and my mom's like "so why didn't you get it"

and i said "cus i didn't want it"

so shes like "then why'd you ask for it"

i said "i wanted to know my options"

and shes like "to me, if you ask about it you want it"

so my dumbass said "okay then. mom, how much does an abortion cost?"

wtf is wrong with me

what

the

actual

flying

fuck

is wrong with me

anyhow, how's everybodies monday going?