Childe x Zhongli Oneshots

Lunch Date

Zhongli and Childe walked in the busy streets of Liyue to go on their lunch date. Childe took time off from work with the fatui for a few weeks to stay with Zhongli. Childe felt a tug on his sleeve and he looked at Zhongli.

"c-childe look" zhongli pointed at a jewelry store. "l-lets get matching rings because we are d-dating" 😳😳😍😍😍😍😬👽

"of course my beloved morax" childe blushed because zhongli was being shy 🤡🤡🤡😳😳😳😍😍

childe and zhongli walked into the jewelry store and looked at all the jewelry. of course childe had enough mora with him to buy whatever zhongli wanted.  he ALWAYS had enough mora because he would do and give ANYTHING for zhognli

"c-c-c-c-c-childe" zhongli tugged on childes sleeve again. "i want t-t-these rings"😳😍😍😻

"o-of course darling" chiled took out one of his many wallets because he is rich 😳😳😳

childe pointed at the cor lapis rings and the person working there took the rings out of the glass case and handed it to them. they bought the cor lapis rings and walked out of the jewelry store holding hands 😻

"a-ajax lets put the rings on for eachother" zohngli said as he took the rings out the case.

"y-yes zhognli i will pout it on for you" childe soid blusshing 😍😍🤡🤡🤡🤡

zhongli took one of the cor lapis rings and put in on childe's ring finger while blushing. childe kissed zongli on the forehead. then childe took the other ring and put it on zhognli's ring finger.

"it looks so b-b-beautiful on you rex lapis" childe said as he kissed zhongli on the cheek 😍😍😍😳😳😳😳👹👹

zhongli intertwined their hands and they started walking to the wanmin restuarant. 

"hi mr. zhongli and mr. fatui" xiangling welcomed them and showed them to a table. 

"its nice to see u again xiangling" zhongli said while still holding childes hand 😳

they sat at the table and xiangling took their order. zhongli ordered the whole menu for HIMSELF and he is not sharing with childe BECAUSE HES BUILT DIFFERENT. childe ordered some chop suey fromt he vendor right next to them.

"are you gonna eat all that by yourself???" childe asked out of concern.

"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT" zhongli accufsed cilde

"no ofc not zhongli i would never i love u" childe said cuz he is scared zhognli will get mad at him

xiangling came back with ZHONGLI'S food and she had to get an extra table for them to put all the food on.

"enjoy your food mr. zhognli" xiangling said and then she left.

childe ate his chop suey while staring at zhongli. zhongli continued to devour the food in front of him CUZ HES BUILT DIFFERENT AND HE CAN EAT THE WHOLE M,ENU. zhongli noticed that child ewas staring at him and starting blushing.

"s-stop staring at me while i eat its making me feel embarrassed" zhongli said averting his gaze to his lap.

"sorry sensei you are just so cute when you eat" childe said as he blushed at the sight of a shy rex lapis

zhongli blushed even more because childe called him cute. zhongli continue to eat his food and tried to ignore how intense child eis staring at him.

after zhongli finished eating childe paid xiangling 100000000 mora cuz hes rich and that barely damaged his wallet.  😩😩😩

zhongli and childe decided to take a stroll around liyue harbour after eating at the wanmin restaurant. they looked at many shops and childe bought zhongli a few things which emptied one of chldes many wallets cuz hes rich and hes just built like that 🙄🙄🙄

it was getting dark so zhongli decided it was time to end their wonderful date. childe walked zhongli to his apartment while STILL holding hands. 

"childe" zhongli said before going inside his apartment.

"yes d-darling?" childe said

"do you want to come inside and spend the night?"

childe didnt spare a second and rushed inside zhognlis apartment.

nobody knows what couldve happend inside 😳😳😳😳😱😱😱😱😱🤡🤡🤡🤡

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