Hawks x OC

A little chat

I got no sleep
None of us did
I was tired as fuck and hungry
Anyways now it's We finally got free time for lunch so

Hawks: mmmmm this is the best chicken I've ever tasted holy shit!

Ren: you say that everytime

Hawks: because it's so good

Ren: and that's why your chicken bitch

Hawks: and that's why your hangry bitch

Ren: stfu

Hawks: your mom

Ren: bitch

Moe: IM A THIRD WHEEL

Ren: lmao sorry moe but how?

Moe: BITCH- yk how🌚

Ren: whAt?

Moe: you're so fucking slow

Ren: yeah no shit

Hawks: *goes to endeavor* you got more chicken?

Endavor: boy how much more are you going to eat?!!

Hawks: aww cmon just one more!!

Ren: CHICKEN BITCH CAWCAW

Hawks: *flips them off*

Ren: BOLD MOVE AHA- NOW IM THE NICE GUY

Hawks: NO I JUST WANT MY CHICKEN:(

Ren: yEesh -

Moe: *laughing her ass off*

Endeavor: quit goofing off, another villain is on the loose *leaves to capture them*

Ren: aight ima head out-

Moe: YEP ! YOU COMING HAWKS??

Hawks: nah I've gotta head back to my agency, I'll see ya guys later though!

Moe: KAY BYE!

Ren: *flips him off and leaves*

Hawks: HEY I DID IT FIRST!

*hours later*

Ren: *yawns*

Moe: why the fuck are the villains causing more shit?! The rate was lower last year!

Ren: I don't fucking know

Moe: shit *checks stopwatch or whatever I don't fucking know* another one

Ren: FUCK!

Moe: :"")

Ren: welp-

Hawks: hey guys!!

Moe : HAWKSSSSS WE CANT WALK

Ren: we can it's just fucking exhausting but I think we can manage

Moe: NO! IM NOT WALKING AGAIN FOR FUCKS SAKE

Ren: we did the same shit yesterday it's nothing new

Moe: BUT ITS FUCKING INCREASING EVERY SINGLE DAY

Hawks: okay guys how about I fly you there, it's quicker

Moe: YES

Ren: "flushes a bit" no

Moe: YOUR SUCH A BITCH

Ren: that's why I'm hot

Hawks: just hop on guys, and yeah your pretty cute ;)

Ren: stfu I said hot

Hawks: I say cute

Ren: idc