𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏 Haikyuu x Reader

𝙺𝚎𝚗𝚖𝚊 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐

Kenma
hey hey hey
(Y/n) how was your date ;)
(2:13 am)

Kuroo
Kenma why are you up at 2 in the morning?

Kenma
Don't act like it never happened before

Kuroo
What ever
Why are you even asking her at this time 😩

Kenma
Because I can

(Y/n)
Yes he can 🤭
And no it wasn't a date
How do you even know I was with Shin?

Kuroo
Let's not talk about that...

Kenma
I kinda want to...

(Y/n)
What happened 😀

Kenma
So uhm

Kuroo
Kenma don't do it

Kenma
I'm going to 😡

Kuroo
You're gonna regret it

(Y/n)
Just say it

Kenma
So Suna made a gc after you supposedly sent him a picture of you
With Kita and he then decided to make a gc with me and Kuroo
And started yelling at us for being bad "bros" and letting you go
On a date with Kita

(Y/n)
😩🤚
He has issues

Kuroo
He called me a rooster

Kenma
💀 not exactly but ye you get the point

(Y/n)
💀💀 Kuroo
The

Kuroo
Don't say it

(Y/n)
;(

Kuroo
Everyone just go to bed
And when you wake up blend some grass and drink it

(Y/n)
Never heard that one before

Kenma
I told it to him when I caught him looking at
Pictures of dogs wearing underwear

(Y/n)
Wtf...

Kuroo
😑
Anyway
Go to bed

Kenma
You have an obsession with telling people to go to bed

Kuroo
And you never listen to me
At least The others are sleeping rn
Unlike you dumbasses

Lev
Who said I was asleep?

(Y/n)
Oh shit 🤐

Kuroo
As your team captain I have every right
To make you go to sleep unless you want to run 10 times around the track tomorrow
🥰

Lev
At least I'm taller then you

Kenma
💀💀

(Y/n)
🧍‍♂️

Kuroo
10 laps

Lev
Did I lie?

Kuroo
Ten laps

Lev
Bro 😀

Kuroo
don't make me add

Lev
Fine :(

Kuroo
everyone else
Bed

(Y/n)
You can't give me the laps :)

Kuroo
Of course I can 😊

Kenma
He's using the weird emojis
He's mad

Kuroo removed Kenma from the group

(Y/n)
Not this again

Kuroo removed (Y/n) from the group