my future wife <3
Me:
hey, lu :p
THE LOML 👩❤️💋👩💖🏳️🌈:
hello, gin :)
Me:
you're definitely coming to the gryffindor party, right?
THE LOML 👩❤️💋👩💖🏳️🌈:
ofc
why?
Me:
well, i was wondering if you would like to go with me :)
yk like a plus one
THE LOML 👩❤️💋👩💖🏳️🌈:
i'd love to <3
Me:
i'll meet you at the ravenclaw common room at six ;)
Fellow Bisexual Bitch :)
HAZZA P 💅:
BITCH I SEE U WALKING IN WITH LUNA
DID U ASK HER OUT
Me:
i was feeling bold 💪
HAZZA P 💅:
DAMN BITCH
Me:
ur with malfoy, right?
HAZZA P 💅:
ofc
why?
Me:
bc that means zabini is there
and parkinson
which means hermione and ron are close
HAZZA P 💅:
ginny
ron and blaise aren't here 😭
Me:
MF DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ⁉️
HAZZA P 💅:
WHAT
Me:
RON IS GETTING FUCKED BY BLAISE FUCKING ZABINI
HAZZA P 💅:
NO
WHERE
Me:
YOU THINK I FUCKING KNOW?
PROBABLY IN A BROOM CLOSET OR SMTH💀
HAZZA P 💅:
BYE 😭
THE GC NEEDS TO HEAR THIS SHIT
SUICIDE SQUAD 😩✌️:
HAZZA P 💅:
Y'ALL RON IS HAVING FUN TIMES WITH BLAISE RN
My Ride Or Die 😩:
LMFAOOOOO
Nev 💕:
WHAT
PLEASE
THE LOML 👩❤️💋👩💖🏳️🌈
he's exploring his sexual desires with men
Me:
THATS EXACTLY WHAT THAT MF IS DOING RN
HAZZA P 💅:
What.
What.
What.
What.
What.
What.
What.
What.
What.
Nev 💕:
PLS IS THIS MALFOY?
HAZZA P 💅:
Yes it is, Longbottom
I did not need to know that Blaise and The Weasel are having gay sex
My Ride Or Die 😩:
you know all about that, don't you, draco?
you have gay sex with potter every time you see each other
also, this is parkinson here
Me:
NOOOO
HARRY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US
Nev 💕:
HARRY YOU TRAITOR
THE LOML 👩❤️💋👩💖🏳️🌈:
you know you can tell us anything harry :(
HAZZA P 💅:
IM SORRY
I SWORE TO DRACO I WOULDNT SAY SHIT
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