chapter 3

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by spudsx

by spudsx

Randy finds himself walking into a room where theres a ps4

Randy: "bumbum"

Randy logs in and tries talking to Alex...

Alex: "aye man fucan"

Randy: "aye man fockkan"

3 hours later

Randy: "what now"

Lebron james comes out of the closet

Lebron james: "u wanna get high?"

Randy:"no"

Lebrom james: "ok byebye"

Lebron james slips back into the closet

Randy: "im kinda hungry ngl"

Randy goes into the kitchen where Hilary Clinten is

Hilary: "hUEAWuiJD...hh,,,,HWHUAHAA"

Randy gets hot pockets from one of the cabinets

Randy: "kick ass"

Randy goes outside with his hot pockets and sees a big tree that looks like his mom

Tree: "homxmxmxmxmxmxxmmxxmxxm gegr"

Randy:" no bitch"

Tree:"NO GOD FICKEN DAMN IT GET FICPEJN UR BUM OR FUCO"

Randy walks away into a dark alley way

Randy walks further in to see a little bit of light he goes closer to see and he puts his finger in it and it turns into a gaint purple sparkly thing

Randy:" ok wtf"

Randy steps inside and gets sucked up by a gaint flow like a bad period day. then he passed out and woke up at home...but then died of big ass syndrome THE END <33