You and Weasel have been dating over 2 days! A lot can happen in 2 days:)
After you and Weasel came back after fighting with the Suicide Squad, you came back home all sore and bruised up. You took a long hot steamy shower. You put on your clothes -
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PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY!
You laid down on your couch. Looked for a movie for a good hour or so. You fell asleep but to be woken up to the sound of Growing noise... you looked up to see Weasel looking down at you. All his Saliva fell down your face, " yum you said! Grrrrraiyehg said weasel.
You didn't understand what he said but regardless you still loved him. His breath smelled like blood, with a mixture of wet hair? He coughed out a big chuck a hair with a small bow tie on it?
Weasel!! I told you NO more eating kids! You said. Weasel; grrrrehhajmmmm.
You're so funny! I love you.
Weasel: ifjejeugrrrtoo!
You got up to get a tooth pick. You opened his mouth and cleaned it for him.
When you were done, you sat down and watched The Notebook. gosh I love this movie you said. You fell asleep but weasel carried you to your room. He later next to you and both fell asleep.
