If you can teach me actual things I like you.
If you wanna just have a conversation here's my number.
If you want to drown me in homework get the fudge out.
It's so freaking simple. Honestly im not asking for much here, teachers.
Oh and you never. I repeat never give me homework over the weekend because
a) It amuses me to think you actually think I'm going to do it.
b) Weekends are suppose to be a break like what even.
c) I forgot to mention that you are a sick, ruthless goblin who feasts on the happiness of sad people(like me) for your own enjoyment.
I swear to god I can go on and on about this but that's just what teachers want. For me to write pages and pages about a topic. In other words:
Essays.
Essays
Essays.
I am not going to give into that sly trick, ya hear.
*drops mic*
