cheetosh - 2

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At SS home 
SS : aap sab baithiye , mei aap sab ke liye snacks  lekr aati hu 
all (except CC ) : ok  
CC : Santu ji aap apne is komal haathon ko kasht kyu dengi mei hu na mei lekr aata hu snacks  sab ke liye 
SS: nhi cheete tu baith mei lekr aati hu 
waise bhi tu baghwan  hai ,  mehman toh baghwan ke saman hota hai na 
CC (murmuring ) : waise toh santu ji pati bhi bhagwan ke samman hota hai toh ( then he smile and said ) thik hai Santu ji ham idher hi baithte hain .
then SS go to kitchen and suddenly they heard the sound of falling of utensil 
then they rush towards kitchen and they all get shoked   . They saw 
that the flour fell on SS and  and SS turn white 
BC(murmuring to cheetah ) :  kitchen mei toh santosh ji aayi thi yeh kon hai  
CC : woh Santu ji hi hain  unpr aata gir gya hai  
BC  starts laughing at SS 
CC : ho jata hai kabhi kabhi har bar apne gande dant dikhakr dantmanjhan bnne ka kya zarurat ha
HM :  thori der chup rhoge tum don
CC: sorry (in his style) 
HM: SS tum pr aata kaise gira tum toh snacks  lene aayi thi na 
SS: han MS mei snacks  lene hi aayi thi  woh namak mil nhi rha tha toh upr dund rhi thi toh aate ka dabba mere uper gir gya 
CC : aapko lga toh nhi na santu ji aap thik toh hai na 
SS : han cheeteh mei bilkul thik hu 
SS : aap sab  bahar baitho mei abhi kapde change karke , snacks  lekr aati hu 
all nodded except CC 
CC : santu ji ab toh ham hi lekr aayenge snacks aap kapde change karke baki sab logo ke saath baitho ham snacks  lekr aate hain 
SS: cheete , tu mera sabse acha dost ha
CC( by sad expression): ham nhi bna rhe bhar se mangwa lete hain 
SS : thik hai 
then they order food online 
BC : jab tak khana nhi aata tab tak ham kya kare 
PS :  TV pr movie dekhte hain 
KS : han aapko toh bas movie aur golgappe khane hote hain uske bgair kuch sujhta hi nhi hai aapko haina 
PS : han han aapse zyada hi kam karte hain ham aur apne paiso se khate hain  hmare lalla ke toh bagh hi phut gye hain 
KS : ama bich mei lalla kaha se aa gya 
PS :  bich mei lalla nhi aap aayi ho mere lalla ke bich mei na chain se jeene deti ho usko na kuch khane deti ho usko sookh ke kante ki tarah ho gya hai hmara lalla aur hmara lalla jo kuch bhi kha rha hai na hmari badolat kha rha hai warna agr aap ke upr depend hota na toh usko kuch bhi khane ko nhi milta aur...
then HM stopped them and said 
HM : bas kijiye aap dono ham yaha pr apna bhoj halka karne aaye the aur aap ho ki idher bhi shuru ho gye thora toh lehaaz kjiye ... ek kam karte hain koi game khelte hain 
SS :  han MS akkad bakkad khele 
all sees towards her 
CC : uff yeh masumiyat ... santu ji akkad bakkad na chote bachon ka khel hota hai aur ham ab bade ho chuke hain 
SS: toh koi bade logo ke liye game suggest kr 
CC:   MS ham pillow fight khele   woh bade logo ke lye bhi hai aur maza bhi aayega khelne mei 
SS : nhi cheeteh hmare ghar ke pillow kharab ho jayenge 
CC: toh phir ...
BC : MS mere paas ek idea hai 
HM : han ab tum bhi bolo , 
BC : kyu na ham antakshari khele 
HM : han yeh acha idea hai antakshari khelte hain isse hmara stress bhi kam ho jayega 
SS: cheete m se gaa 
CC: m se umm ... meri zindagi sawari tujhko gale lgake (while hug to SS but then he stop his hands ) baaithaunga tujhe mei rani bnake 
BC : wah ... itna besura gaana mene aaj tak nhi suna 
the game continous and when it is the turn of KS 
KS : nhi hmko nhi khelna hai aap log khelo hame nhi pasand yeh sab  hm toh case karne ke liye plan soch rhe hain aap sab khelo 
HM :  KS ham abhi thane mei nhi hain  toh case ke baare mei aap thane mei hi sochna abhi aap m se gaayo 
KS : ji MS  
PS : gaayo gaayo ham bhi toh dekhe hmari bahu sirf mujrimo ko bajati  hai ya gaana bhi bajha sakti hai 
KS : gaa rhe hai na  ... munda thora offbeat hai par kudiya de nal bhut  sweet hai 

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HM: wah KS hame nhi pta tha ki aap itna acha  gaa bhi leti hain 
KS : tq MS 
so this is part 2 of cheetosh hope you enjoy this 

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