Life in the Creepy Pasta House

First Dare

Me: Alright everyone settle down!WE HAVE OUR FIRST DARE!*waves paper around*

Jeff: You're joking...

Me:NOPE!

Everyone: *sits down*

Dream: Can I read it Miki please?!

Sally: I wanted to read it!

Me: Shush you both can read it....(curse children I wanted to read it...╥﹏╥)

Dream and Sally: CreepyPastaStoryz says: I Dare BEN To Prank Jeff.

BEN: It can be any type of prank right?

Me: I guess so...

BEN: Prepare to laugh your asses off!

Dream: Then make it good!

~Next day~

Jeff: BEN GET YOUR SHORT ASS IN HERE SO I CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!

Me: *falls on ground laughing*bwahahahahahahaha!

Everyone: *goes to where Jeff is*

Sara:Pfffft bwahahahahahaha!

Jeff: *face is plastered in makeup and is wearing a dress, hair in pigtails. his knife is now a magical princess wand*

Sally and Dream: *eyes light up*awe so pretty!

Jeff: Shut the fuck up!

Stitches: He looks better as a girl...

L.J.: Would the pretty girl like a piece of candy?*holds out candy*

Jeff: Get that candy out of my face before I chop your fucking hand off!

BEN: Like the new look Jeff?

Jeff: I will kill you!!*runs towards BEN but trip on dress and face plants floor*

E.J.: This is priceless!

Jeff: *stands up and holds dress up and chases after BEN*

Clockwork: *records*This is going to forever remembered!

Me: Baiiii mai kittens! ❤