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╭ ⁞ ❏. about
┊ ⁞ ❏. preferences / tos
┊ ⁞ ❏. sentence starters
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ,, ⌲˘͈ᵕ˘͈
hi! welcome to a series of one
shots with your favorite people.
i prefer writing for the fandoms
i'm in, but occasionally will make
exceptions.
━━━━━━TERMS OF SERVICE━━━━━━
╰─▗ ▘➤𖥸 please do not rush me. proper and good work takes time and occasionally this series will be put on hold. i will get to your request when you can.
╰─▗ ▘➤𖥸 please be specific with your request. it helps a lot!
╰─▗ ▘➤𖥸 i will only write fluff, angst, and shitposts, really. anything over borderline sexual i am uncomfortable writing. please consider that when you request.
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╰───⌲ preferences
- non-binary reader
- no heavily implied sexual tones
- first come, first serve
━━━━━━SENTENCE STARTERS━━━━━━
"Marry me."
"Do you want me to leave?"
"You are not going without me."
"I can't believe you!"
"I swear it won't happen again."
"What did you say?"
"I'm not jealous."
"You're jealous, aren't you?"
"We can't keep doing this."
"Are you sure this is legal?"
"Isn't this amazing?"
"I'm going to take care of you, okay?"
"Stay the night. Please."
"You can't die. Please don't die."
"Run away with me."
"You did WHAT?"
"Quit whining."
"Get outta my sight!"
"Why are you so annoying?"
"Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you've been dying to ask me?"
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
"I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit."
"You know what I like most about people? Pets."
"Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?"
"What about a compromise? I'll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I'll apologize."
"I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist."
"Love is the jelly to sunshine's peanut butter. And if I tell you that I'm in sandwich with you, I'm not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."
"Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system."
