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1. When Iggy sings Fancy in the mrt be like: "First thing's first i'm the riles"
2. Kapag umulan: MULAN
Kapag umambon: MAMBON
Kapag may bagyo: MAGYO
Kapag maaraw: MARAW
Kapag delubyo: MELUBYO
3. Girl is your booty made of water? Because it is TUBIG
4. TipakLONG - TipakSHORT
5. Paul! Be care-PAUL! You'll PAUL in the swimming PAUL.
6.Ben! Where have you BEN! I've BEN waiting for you since ele-BEN!
7. Si Ben 10 - Si-Ben 11
8. How do you get a watermelon? You PAKWAN.
9. Ate V - Gary V - Michael V - Sam Mil V - Jolli V - Ja Ja Ja Jam V - Tutu V - USV.
10. Masakit ba ang katawan mo? Halika. Hahagurin ko. "Maleficent Oil"
11. Filipino's be like... I have Chanelas
12. Conan - Coliwa
13. Noel Cabangon - Noel Caupo - Noel Cahiga
14. I farted at the Apple store and everyone got pissed. Not my fault they don't have Windows...
15. IN ENGLISH: Crazy Beautiful You
IN TAGALOG: Baliw, maganda ka ba?
16. Kapag umalis - Zayn MALIS
Kapag bumalik - Zayn MALIK
Kapag kumain - Zayn MAIN
Kapag umiyak - Zayn MIYAK
Kapag kumanta - Zayn MANTA
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