《♡Lil Mosey+the Hoodieboys♡》

worker derektrendz

So I'm at the grocery store right now because my mama is at work rn and we were supposed to go grocery shopping yesterday but she forgot so I offered to go and get them by myself

I walk around trying to find a worker so I could get me some Ramen and some or oreos and I walk across and aisle and see someone with the employee jackets they have and I walk backwards and walk up to the person as I get closer the taller they get

Me : hey derek could you show me where the oreos and noodles/udons are? I said as I read his name tag

Derek : yeah sure

He took me to the aisle for the oreos and grabbed it for me we talked on the way to get the noodles and he grabbed them for me

Me : okay ima go do self check up it was nice talking to you

Derek : ok but can I get yo number you seem chill

Me : yeah (your number or A random one)

Derek : aight ima call you later

Me : ok bye

Derek : bye

When I tell you that man is so fine he is scrump-dilly-isicious just make me wanna *cracks neck and falls to the floor*

A/n I had to im sorry it just reminded me of it

After I paid i got in my car and started it I was on a red-light and some old ass man pulled up next to me

??? : hey you need a sugar daddy he said as he attempted to wink but failed miserably

I looked straight as I said no

??? : c'mon you definitely need one by the car you have

Me : I got a Mercedes and a Lambo at home I most definitely don't need one especially not you

??? : whats wrong with me

Me : you look like your in your 50s sir plus the way you wink is terrifying

??? : whatever you nigger

I sigh as I pull out my glock and aim it in his direction without looking

Me : say it again I dare you to

??? : you won't do anything I can just call the police

Me: I'll tell them you harassed me and your probably not gonna be alive to

??? : you wouldn't you nigger

I sigh as I shoot him without looking
Perfect timing

Somebody called the police because I could hear ambulance and police car sirens I know the police are ebehind me because they loud asf and they used a megaphone talm bout sum " pull over"

I didn't listen and instead I turned and went in between them and they both tried to slam my car but I already got out so they bumped into each other I pulled into a random neighborhood made a couple of turns once I confirmed I lost them I went back home