Hotel Transylvania (Dracula X Reader)

Party planners

Dracula opens the door to a bedroom, and Jonathan screams in horror and runs in while I'm stading beside Dracula. Please don't kill us! we are so young! I have so many places I want to see! We've got tickets to 6 Dave Matthews Band concerts! Jonathan can calm down for one second, will you!? No, I'm getting out of here! He opens the cellar door, and a monster that is down there roars at Johnny potentially to make him scream and forcing him to go back up. Shut up, already. It's impossible for me to think with all your noise. Sorry, Glen! Go back to sleep! closes the cellar door, and Glen roars down the bottom in reply. I'm sorry for his behavior Dracula, Well at least you are not the one that was freaking out. Wait. Aren't you going to suck our blood? Johnny said, Classic human paranoia. Human blood is so fatty, and you never know where it's been. So, Dracula doesn't drink blood? No, I use a blood substitute. Either Near Blood or Blood Beaters. You can't tell the difference. That's actually really cool. To be honest, I said, "So, wow, you're, like, the real Count Dracula." Like, "I'm Dracula. Bleh, bleh-bleh." johnny, what did I say about mocking the man, I would listen to your niece if I were you because I've never said that in my life. "Bleh, bleh-bleh." I don't know where that comes from. Can I just ask, what exactly is this place? Dracula went up to the balcony door and opened it, and some light came in while he said. What is this place? It's a place I built for all those monsters out there, lurking in the shadows, hiding from the persecution of humankind. A place for them and their families to come to and be themselves. A place void of torches, pitchforks, and angry mobs. A place of peace, relaxation, and tranquillity. Cool. So, it's like a hotel for monsters? Yes, exactly. "A hotel for monsters." Way to sum it up. Okay, hop on my back. We're leaving. Dracula changed himself into a bat, and I said, "I don't want to be rude, but how are we both gonna hang onto you?" Oh, man, you're a bat now. he flew johnny first out of the room while Johnny was babbling about how he wanted to fly and do stuff with the monsters. I always wanted to fly. What's it like? This is insane. Wait. Wait, I want to stay. Can Frankenstein sign my costume? Can I meet the Invisible Man? Hey, if I stuck my hand in the Invisible Man's mouth, would it disappear? When Dracula has finely out the window, Mavis flew at them and said, Hi. Mavey! What are you doing, my sweet little blood orange? Our friend was just leaving. Yeah, he was flying me out the window. Dracula flew back in with Johnny and said. This guy, he's so funny. Look, you have something on your face. Play along if you ever want to see your precious backpack. When Mavis flew in and changed back to normal. Whoa. So, wait, you didn't have any clothes on when you were a bat? Or were they bat-sized? Jonathan, you don't ask a girl that, who exactly are they? Hmm. Honeybat. You see, it's your birthday. And you know I want you to have the bestest, most specialist party of your life. So, well, I needed some help. You needed help? Well, look, I am very good, but I thought it would be even more bestest, specialest if someone closer to your age helped plan the party. Are you guys my age? Sure. Well, how old are you? 118. One hundred and... Dracula punched him in the gut, and Johnny coughs, Yeah, I'm 121. I'm not close to your age, but I'm Y/A. Really? Mm-hmm Johnny and I said at the same time. You see? Everything is very, very normal. I'm throwing a party, and They are helping. Sir, there's an emergency. Not now. Can't you see we're in the middle of something very normal here? Wait, what's going on here? There's an emergency in your precious hotel, and you're not running to fix it? Why? Is it because of them? Johnny went up to the night and touched his helmed and the night slept his hand away, and Johnny said, "Whoa, look at my face." Then Johnny started roaring at his reflection, and then the night pushed Johnny a little, and Johnny gave him a fighting stance. The night pushed him again, and that started to fight like little girls. No, precious bones, it's not because of them. Good. Then go check on the emergency, and I'll keep them company. No! Anything but that! What? I mean, because they need time to plan. And if you're keeping them company, then they're not planning. if they are company-keeping, and then the plan, it's... It doesn't get planned. Dracula opened the door, and the beheaded head said. Mm-hmm. Good one. Shut up!  Okay. So, maybe if you guys are not planning later, we can hang out. That sounds good. Yeah, sure, it sounds like fun. Yes. You hear that? It sounds good. So you will hang out. See you later, my honey. Lovely. Okay, you're not hanging out. Because you two are leaving. But the opposite, you said. But, sir, the emergency. Follow me. Dracula disappeared into the secret door that just opened and Johnny ran after him and true the helmet on the ground while I quickly helpt the night putting his helmet back on into his Suit of Armor Boy, that kid smelt. Yeah, sorry about that. It's fine, miss, and thank you. Sure, no problem, I quickly ran after them, and the door closed behind me. when I catch up to them, Johnny started to ask questions. Where are we going? I'm just getting rid of you two through a secret tunnel so she does not see us. So, can I ask you a question? Is that real about the garlic thing? Yes, I can not have it. My throat swells. he stops for a second and goes into one of the tunnels, Oh, so it's like an allergy I said to myself. Huh. Wooden stake to the heart? Yeah, well, who wouldn't that kill? Dracula bumps against the wall and grunts and turns around, and when into another one, we come to an end and pull down a lever. Ah. Here we go. when the door opens, there are two flees on a bed, Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a little lost. Yes, I know it's your honeymoon. I apologize. Go back to doing what you were doing. he got back, and we went on our way again. I'm not down here much. It's meant to be an exit if humans ever invade. So, were, like, the first humans here, huh? That's really cool. Drac Johnny and I are in the catacombs, and Dracula sees another door. Oh, boy. I think this is it. He opens the door, and it shows the Skeleton Wife having a shower. I covered Johnny's eyes when Skeleton Wife notices us and starts screaming, Ahhh! What is happening? Dracula gasped and said, "I am terribly sorry!" Uh, my mistake! The Skeleton Husband came and burst in. What is wrong with you people?!  He throws a loofah at Dracula and closes the door. Drac Johnny and I are walking in the catacombs, trying to find a way out. Oh, man, this place is amazing! Okay, I could really use some silence right now. All right, third time's a... when the door opened, it showed Frankenstein Wayne and Murray fighting with zombies. Dracula tried to close the door again but to no avail, and Frank saw Dracula. Drac. Yes, Frankie? Hey, buddy, what have you been doing? Dracula gave us a side glance and said Don't move.""" He turned to Frankenstein again and moved into the room. Never mind that. What have you been doing? We wanted to practice our big number for Mavis' party, and then these losers wouldn't get off the bandstand. Okay. Put down Zombie Mozart, Bach, and Beethoven this instant. Frank Murray and Wayne throw them to the side. Did you get to rehearse at all, Zombie Beethoven? Eh eh eh eh. Listen, Drac, we wanted to play something, like old times. We even thought maybe you'd sing with us. Come on, fellas. You know that I haven't sung in public since Martha. Yeah, but we just thought how much, you know, Mavis would love it. I said no! He roars with his monster face at his friends, Don't ask me again! Okay. Now, let's hug the zombies. Let's all make up. Wow. he really scared you. I wasn't scared. I was being polite, okay? Mavis came out of nowhere and started to us. Hey. What are you two doing here? I thought you were planning. I never caught your name. My name's Mavis. Mavis? That's a pretty neat name. Yeah, my mom picked it up. you must have had an amazing mom, I said. Yeah, she really was. So, what are you two going to tell me your name? Me? My name? Good question. Well, obviously, I'm Frankenstein. No, you're not. Frankenstein is my uncle over there. The gentleman hugged Zombie Mozart. Right. Of course, he's your uncle. Well, see, I'm not "the" Frankenstein. I'm his cousin... Johnny-Stein? Johnny-Stein???? and I am Y/N. I'm Johnny's niece. I'm a vampire. But how? I was adopted into the family at a very young age. Oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean. I'll stop you right there it's alright. I don't mind Mevis, don't worry about it. Mavis was about to say something when a spider came down and said Hey, Mavis! it scared the crap out of us and we accidentally got out of hiding and we broke a table in the process Frank spots Johnny-Stein and me and came in threateningly advances toward us, and Dracula gets in his way Frank points at Johnny Who is that? Johnny is whispering to Drac and says. Are these monsters gonna kill us? Drac is whispering back to Johnny and me, not as long as they think you're a monster. Huh? That's kinda racist I said. We'll talk later. Jonathan is imitating Frankenstein, and Frank is talking to Drac Is--. Is he making fun of me? No, no! Of course not, because he's... I stopped Johnny from imitating Frank when mavis came in. He's your cousin, Johnny-Stein. Yes, yes, yes! I don't have any cousins. No, no, you do. He's your 6th cousin; 3 times removed. Johnny Hold's up his right arm on your right arm side. Frank asked his right arm. "You have a cousin? Frank, if your arm can talk, it would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother......Who married a woman.......Who was... Drac makes killing a gesture... For strangling a pig. I have pig strangling blood in my arm?! That's kinda cool. Well, Cuz, it was great to meet you. Frank shakes Johnny's hand, but his whole body's shaken multiple times hitting the floor. Mavis and I Giggle, But who is she? Frank asked me, "Well, I'm Johnny-Stijn's niece. I'm a vampire, but I was adopted into the family at a young age, I said. So your sport of my niece, Yes, well, nice to meet you. He gave me a big hug when Frank set me down again, Griffin approached Johnny and I, but we didn't see him. So, what brings you here, Johnny Y/N? Johnny and I got frightened and sprang backward's, and Johnny bumped into Frank while I bumped into Drac and said to him, "Oh, I'm sorry, Dracula. i-its quite all right, Ahh! Who's that?! Oh, sorry. I should really clear my throat when I speak. Anyway, what brings you two here? Oh, uh... Party Planners? Yes! I've recruited Mr., uh... Stein and Y/N are here to help me with Mavis' birthday party. Wait a minute. You asked someone to help you? Captain Control Freak? It's "Count"... and yes, I thought having a Mavis contemporary would be useful. Yeah, he totally needed a fresher perspective from the both of us, Jonny said. Dracula glares at him. Okay, Johnny Y/N, Mr. Tight Coffin over here was planning to have these powdered lame-o's play at the party. The Zombies sigh Frank: So, anyways, we thought we could liven things up a bit. Whoa! You all play? Let's check you guys out! Frank and Murray are singing, and Griffin is playing the drums, and Frank got the first notes. Girl, I can't believe it's your big night. Seems like only yesterday you were eating mosquitos. But now you're eating frogs and mice. Scarfing them down like Doritos. Tell me where the time went, girl Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, guys. Stop. That's cute, but kind of old school. You are totally right, Jonny. Yes, thank you, Johnny Y/N. You got to totally tempo things up. Here, let us show you. come on Y/N we got on stage, and I got behind the drums while johnny got the guitar, and he said, "Werewolf, man, give us a jam!" Wayne gives Johnny and me a "jam." Two, three, four!  Vampire girl with the fangy fans hair real cute with the bangy bangsLittle princess gonna be a queenLegal bat lady turning 118 say 118!Audience: 118! Yeah! Stage dive! Johnny ran off stage and jumped while monsters got out of the way, and he stage dives right into the floor and said, "Awesome! Mavis came and said I'm so blown away right now! I came down the stage and got to Johnny asking if he was ok, and he said yes. that's when Frank came up to us. I think my cousin and my niece are gonna make this the best party ever! Yeah! Maybe he can find a way to get me some chicks.We should do a dance contest, the audions said. Johnny Y/N, come with us, everyone asked. Dracula flew above us and said, "We're not doing any of that!"he ran back. We've got to stay on schedule. Alright? Alright, Dad! Alright. Mavis turned to us and asked. Johnny Y/N, you're coming, too? We don't know. if it is cool with Dracula? Johnny Y/N, come with us all the monsters said.