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The second incorrect quotes book. Cover by me. Updates in this one aren't the most consistent, but I'll try to post new quotes regularly.

Spouse

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by Old_Timey_Boyfriend

by Old_Timey_Boyfriend

Flora: What's the gender-neutral word for "spouse"? Hife? Wusband? Wifesband?

Noot: What is the gender-neutral word for spouse

Eve: Significant other, as in Noot's significant other is trying ta kidnap 'er.

Gale:

Gale: Why did you use that as an example?

Eve: Because it was funny! Don't ya have a sense of humour?

Gale: IT WAS ONE TIME! And that's not the point anyway.

Flora: The point is that I may be stupid.

Florian: This is the speech equivalent of losing your glasses, but they're on your head the whole time.

Benni, excitedly: HIMBO-