Fairytales (my version)

Crosing the street (my version of little red riding hood)

Im on the way to grandmas house.

I was walking while my grandma was driving her car down a street. Then my gramma was attacked from behind getting eaten by the wolf then the wolf took over with the driving. Zooming toward me.
I was in the middle of the street carrying a basket of foods and beverages. I wondered why the van was going so fast, Then it hit me making me fly into a building through the walls, getting a headache and my arm possibly being broken, slamming into a wall breaking through it and falling of a 1000 feet tall cliff into a ocean when I got at by a shark and processed, digested then pooped then ate by krill. Went through it's thin little body and pooped out again. Then floated up to the surface where a whale ate me and blowed me out of the hole and I got swallowed by a rat with wings called an now I'm here in the sky. In a bird. I'm moving I becoming bird crap. Oh no. I just came out of the butt hole and now falling mg however high I am.
I end up splattered on a car in front of my grandmas house.

At least I made it to the house. But now I'm hard crusty poop. But I'm glad to be here.