BITCH FUCK THIS WORLD!!!!

IM INNOCENT YOU SCRAWNY LITTLE MOTHER-

Y/N POV

As I sit there on my knees I growl.

Megumin: don't worry Y/N!!! We'll get you out of this!!!

Darkness: Megumin is right. You have nothing to hide.

Y/N:....................

Darkness: r-right?

Y/N: I'm going to die here arent i?

Wiz: p-please don't say that!!!

Aqua: yeah!!! I'm a goddess so they'll obviously listen to me!!!

Kazuma sighs before walking up to me.

Kazuma: don't worry. They've got nothing on you and besides. What are they going to do? Your practically immortal!!

Y/N: there's no such thing as-

Kazuma: yeah yeah true immortals let's just get this over with.

I turn and see a fat guy who's eyeing the girls while smirking. I let out killer intent and he immediately looks away scared. I smirk beofre looking ahead.

Judge: THE TRIAL OF Y/N HELLSING WILL NOW BEGIN!!!!

Sena calls up two women that look vaguely familiar.

Sena: tell me. Has Y/N done anything to you two?

Girl: n-no!! Y/N is a nice person!!! If anything that guy up there should be on trial!!!

Kazuma: ME!?!

Girl: yeah!!! YOU THREATENED TO STEAL OUR PANTIES AND Y/N KNOCKED YOU OUT!!!!

I chuckle a bit while kazuma groans. Sena looks slightly annoyed before calling up that guy I fought a few weeks back.

Sena: tell me. Did Y/N take your sword and sold it for money?

Mitsuguri: yes but he won-

Sena: NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!!!

Y/N: THE HELL!?!

Sena: have you seen Y/N attacking any animals of yours?

Y/N: AGAIN!? WHO THE HELL IS UP AT THAT TIME!?

Farmer: yeah!!! He always kills my goats saying it's for fu-

Sena: NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!!

She then calls up Anderson. Oh god why.

Sena: has-

Anderson: KILL THE PROTESTANT ALREADY!!! HES A DEMON SENT BY SATAN HIMSELF AND SHOULD BURN IN HELL LIKE THE BLOODY PROTESTANT HE IS!!!!

Sena: NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!!

I stare at her.

Y/N: I'm going to kill everyone here.....

Sena: the defendant has just made a threat!!!

Y/N: I-I WAS KIDDING!!!!!

Judge: I think we've all seen enough. Y/N Hellsing is a menace to society and quite frankly a bit of a murderer and a demon according to Anderson. Who kind who is a church member.

Anderson: JUST KILL THE BLOODY BASTARD ALREADY!!!!!

3rd POV

The chains holding Y/N suddenly shatter before Anderson holds up his hands and locks hands with Y/N as he pushes him back. Both stand there gripping each other's hands.

Y/N: YOU WANNA GO JUDAS PRIEST!?!

Anderson: I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK MONSTER!!!!!