SoMa One-Shots

Hear no evil

There she was.
Soul drooled over his lunch as he stared at the beautiful Maka Albarn. He knew almost everything there is to know about her.
"Just go talk to her dude, I've known her since grade school. She's really cool."
He whipped up and faced his best friend Black*Star. Star's girl was best friends with Souls (not really) girl.
"Absolutely not." Soul looked down and picked at his plate. Black*Star sighed heavily,
"Dude come on, why not? It's obvious you're both into each other."
Souls face heated at it being said bluntly like that.
"Well for one she doesn't talk to me..."
There was silence. Then a snort. And a couple of snickers.
Soul looked up curiously at his friend. He expected some (obnoxiously loud) laughter; but instead he got a few muffled laughs. Soul cocked and eyebrow,
"What?"
Black*Star blinked at him for a bit,
"Your serious?"
"Yes I'm serious! She doesn't talk to me!"
Now came the obnoxious laughter.
Souls face matched his eyes as he glared at his friend.
"What?!"
"Nothing man..." He settled down with only a few giggles, "you just, should get to know her a little better."
---time skip---
Soul walked down the hall, thinking what his idiotic friend said.
How could he know her any better? He knew a lot about her! She's top of her class Maka Amelia Albarn, she's never missed a day, and spends most of her time in the library (which is where he's headed). Her best friend is Tsubaki. He even knew what classes she had in order!

Maybe there was something Black*Star knew that he didn't.

That thought irked him. He then heard a giggle, an angels laughter.
"Maka!"
Soul made his way around a book shelf and saw her, Tsubaki was waving to her with a smile, and making her way out. Maka (to Souls amusement) had several books in her hand.
An idea popped in his head.
He watched as she sat down with a book open and read; then he made his move. He walked behind her, on closer inspection, she was reading a comic.
"H-hey Maka! It's me ah-Soul." She let out an airy laugh. He let out a nervous one,
"Y-yeah I guess you already knew that...I was wondering if there was something Black*Star knew about you that I didn't..."
Good he felt like such an idiot, a complete and total moron. He, Soul Evans the guy with the 'cool-as-ice' personality was sweaty and nervous. Talking to a girl that wasn't even looking! But she snorted,
"The reason I want to know is..."
Oh death, what was he doing?! Confessing?! It was supposed to be cool what he finally made Maka his!
"Well you see, I really like you...a lot. M-more than a friend."
Her book snapped closed, and she got out of the chair. Soul stood straighter, waiting with a red face for her answer. His jaw dropped as she made her way to the exit.
At first he felt crushed...then anger.
Soul Eater Evans was not just ignored. The coolest guy in school was not just rejected by nerdy Maka Albarn.
Soul glared at her,
If he was going down,
He was going down with a fight.
Soul dashed to her and gripped her shoulder (which still caused butterflies). He spun her around and smashed his lips to hers; openly shocking the oblivious girl. 
---
Souls face lit up again. He would think by now, he was used to it, but...no. It was his and Makas anniversary, so he brought her over his parents for dinner. However his brother convinced him to bring his friends along.

His mother just had to ask how they meet

And Black*Star just had to tell the story of that one detail Soul happened to miss.

His love was deaf