Life As The Class Clown

The Truth Of All The Tales

Class of year 10
Mr. Clamos (Mr.Spaz.)

8:55.

"Oi teach, you need the bathroom?! You're acting like a spaz."

Laughter fills the room.

He sighs
"Detention Mr. Clause."

"Oki doki"
I walk out the room happily, stopping at the door.

"I heard someone talk shit about me.
Own up, or i will hurt everyone in this room until they do own up."
"Except Teacher Spaz of course." I say, back into my happy tone.

"Like you'd do fuck all.
I talked shit about you. you're just a small bitch."

Cameron Billaz.
My fucking crush.

He walks up to me and looks down at me.

I stare into his soul and go a bit red.

He smiles.

"What would You do to a bunch of smartass'?"

I go quiet and then scoff, pushing him away, walking off.

I bite my hand to stop myself from whimpering and replicating a tomato

I go to the detention.

Detention Room.

9:04.

There was only two people in here.

Quinton Jame.
Alex Adams.

I saw them both fucking one another yesterday behind the school.

They're both sitting next go each other.
I walk behind them, their hand making a cross if you walk behind them.

Probably touching each other's dicks.

I can feel my own dick turning upside down just thinking about so i walk faster and sit on the seat left side of them.

There's barely any teachers in here, ever.

My saliva starts running.

I push my chair back slightly and force my head back.

It all goes black.

Someone sits behind me, clearly has more than 206 bones in their body.

They force my hand on my dick.

My heart starts beating.

Someone kisses me for a long time.
They let their salvia run off their tongue in my mouth.

The person behind me sucks on my neck.

Class of year 7.
Mrs. Coven.

4:07.

"Ah fuck..."
"Why- are you, doing th-this..."

"Because, i saw those two assholes man-handling your dick."

"I- uhm... I thought you hated me..."

"I do, but i want you to scream my name even more."

My palms start sweating.

"Your mine, and only mine. And you're Going to obey me."

He goes close to my ear.

"Now your Going to moan my name kitten."

Class of year 7
Mrs. Coven

4:38

My breathing rapidly increased

"C'mon then."

"What?"

"Your going to my place."

"Okay?"
"Can you carry me. "

He laughs then puts me on his back.
Piggy ride

Cameron's house.
5:03.

"Mom! I'm back."

Multiple footsteps.

There's a young girl, looks like him.

"Brother! Your back."

"Hey Nel."

"Why're you late?"

"I had... An appointment."

I get off his back and stand up for a second before catching myself falling.

Another woman comes in.

"An appointment?"

She looks at me, then at him.

"You did not."

I see him look sideways.

She comes up to me and helps me up.
Putting my left arm around her shoulder.

"It's fine Miss- o-or Mrs. Billaz... I uhm- i could help myself u-"

"Nonsense. Nelan. Go to bed, Cameron will tuck you in."

"What! N-"

She shoots That look, that somehow only Mother's can do.

He quickly rushes his sister upstairs without a second thought.

"My son is such a horny buzz, i am Very sorry about him, and call me Miss. Hannel, my maiden name."

"O-okay..."

"HAZEL!" She shouts turning her head away from me, saving me from dying from bleeding too much from the ear.

A young woman comes from the door from the left.

"Yes, MmmmmmmOther?"

"Take him, to the spare room."

"Why're you?-"

"Your horny bee you call a brother happend."

I would love it, if i had access to both my hands, i'd like to smack my hands in my face.

"Please stop it, it's so embarrassing..."

The young woman laughs.

"Alright then, pretty boy, let's go get you your own room."

She bends down, back turned to us.

She looks back after a minute.

"What?! So you think just 'cause i am a woman, i can't handle a small bitch?"

"Your brother said the same thing..."

"He called you a bitch?"

I get on her back.

"Right, are you one for all nighters?"

"I- uhm..."
"All nighters?"

"I guess no-"

"It Means, do you stay up all night?"

"Oh, ye-yes i do."

"Great, i'll go get some tea ready."

"O-okay."

"C'mon then, feather."
"Jesus, you weigh, like nothing."

"My uhm... I was starved nearly every time my stomach got like a 3 month pregnant woman."

She stops midway from the spare room.

"Nono," I laugh nervously.
"I-I'm kidding, obviously, i guess i just have worms."

She puts me down and carries me to my new room.

"I don't know what's going on in your head. But you've been through shit."

...

I bite my tongue trying not to cry

"It's fine, here's uhm... Fine."

"Okay, i don't except you to tell me anything."

I nod.

I open the door into the room.

It's a full on master suit.

This is just a tease of the book.

Which means not all of the words are going to be in the published version.