Hange: DONT BE A FOOL, EREN, you basically can't just jump from heaven like you jump off a roof
Eren: But what if..
Hange: i like the way you think but still, no.
Eren: Got any other ideas?
Hange: Actually.. Yes, just let me think it.
You can take your time and wander around.
Eren: Yeah..I will..
Hange: Anything wrong?
Eren: Nah.
Eren took some time to walk a bit and he met his...brother. Zeke.
Eren: ZEKE?
Zeke: EREN! how did you..
Eren: Long time no see old crusty nugget..how are you? mostly dead but what can i say..me too.
Zeke: Brother..may i ask..again. HOW THE HELL DID YOU..end up here
Eren: pff.. long story.
Zeke: you should tell the whole fam tho
Eren: the whole..fam?
Carla: Eren! I was looking for you.
Zeke: Eren..but who is that sweet woman with you?
Eren: u bastard get your eyes off her
Carla: Eren.. sweetheart..who is that guy?
Eren: Zeke..thats my mom.
Mom, thats Zeke, my brother.. half-brother
*complete silence*
Zeke: we shou-
Dina: ZEEKEEEEEE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU NASTY LITTLE PIECE OF-
Zeke: STOOOOP
Eren: she..looks..like...the..
Dina: like the what?
Carla: Eren..who is she?
Dina: Hey..i think i saw you before
Carla: Same feelings...
Eren: AAAAAHHHH SHE LOOKS LIKE THE TITAN THAT-
Dina: wait..
Zeke: Oh no..
Carla: that...ate..me...
Eren: Stay away from mom
*hardly hugs carla*
Dina: *chuckles* good joke, Eren
Eren: it wasnt a joke
Grisha: Eren...is that..my son?
Carla: GRISHA?
Grisha: Carla..?
Dina: Wha-
Eren: Old man got screwed up..
Zeke: For sure he did
*both chuckle*
Grisha: Look at them..having both, fun together..
Carla: Zeke..is Eren's half-brother..
Dina: Is him?
Carla: That's what they told me
both Eren and Zeke: yup we are.
Grisha: boys.. you were right..im screwed up
Dina: So..you married him or...
Carla: Yes.
Dina: Well i didnt, you can keep him
Grisha: I can explain-
Dina: no need
Carla: we understand
Dina: We had a child, Zeke, but I was used, by Kruger, and you, to become a titan.
Carla: And then you married me, and we had Eren.
Dina: Yeah.. we arent that stupid..you know?
Carla: Girlboss😩
Dina: Wanna go for a walk?
Carla: yes ma'am
*the boys being in a complete silence*
Grisha: What was that just now?
Zeke: I don't know
Eren: Honestly, i dont give a fu-
Grisha: EREN! LANGUAGE!
Eren: No.
Zeke: Stop yelling at him. He is a grown up man, you weren't there when you had to.
Eren: hmph..kinda agree to Zeke.
Grisha: well, that was rough.
some time passed, Hange is all done with the plan, but needs someone to help her, and the only person awake besides her and Eren was Sasha
Hange: Sasha! I need some help to get Eren back to life.
Sahsa: hm? how could I help you?
Hange: well..you see.. i found this way, Eren, should pass the "gate" by using his founding titan powers and stuff like that on it. But i need somenone to help me with the "mechanism"
Sasha: I will help.
Hange: THANKS!!!! also where is Eren
Sasha: im gonna find him!
Eren: no need. im here.
Hange: Great!
*so, i cant explain the way they did it but they opened the gate, and now they are ready to say their goodbyes to Eren*
Hange: EREN, HURRY, ITS DRAGGING EVERYTHING IN!
Eren: I AM TRYING TO FORGET ABOUT EVERYONE HERE BUT I CANT.. i feel like staying here..
Sasha: NO TIME TO TALK JUST JUMP!
Eren: I CANT!
Hange: ILL PUSH YOU!
*hange pushes Eren but the gate drags her in too so she goes with Eren*
Sasha: HANGEEEEEE
Hange: SASHA HELP GET MY HAND AND DRAG ME BACK! THE GATE IS CLOSING!
*Sasha tried pulling Hange back but the gate was too powerful and dragged Sasha too..they all woke up the next morning, grass surrounding them, a big tree giving them shadow. They were alive.*
Hange: Auch..that hurt..
Sasha: why the heck do i have this feeling like being hungry again..i thought we dont need food, and we dont get hungry in heaven..
Eren: pretty flower petals..
i havent seen them in heaven..
Hange: Guys...remember the gate?
both Sasha and Eren: yes..?
Hange: i think we are back..and..alive.
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author note:
so.. thanks Eren, Hange and Sasha came back to life.
im sooo out of ideas and also
Thanks zerochange for the Jaeger family thing and Sasha coming with Eren too ideas <3
i will try to update the story as soon as possible..until then.. bye-🤺
