Teacher: what's your name son?
Buttitches: Butt itches
Teacher: No really what's your name son?
Buttitches: butt itches!
Teacher: go to the prinicipal's office
Principal: what's your name son?
Buttitches: Butt itches
Principal: No really what's your name son?
Buttitches: butt itches!
Principal: go home
-butt itches walks home and gets run over by a car-
Mother: OH MY POOR BUTT ITCHES!
Person who ran him over: THEN ITCH IT LADY! -drives away-
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