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THE SIXTH FORM students had recently found out they would be going on the bollocks 'bonding' residential. It was a load of shite, basically an overnight stay at some hostel in the country with cramped rooms and fuck all to do. The school just wanted to suck the life out of their A level students and show them how miserable their lives were.
The only good thing about the trip was the drama. The things that had went down over the years were mental. Two years ago some bird called Phoebe Carrow was caught with a PE teacher-safe to say he was sacked. Then last year, Amy Thompson and Alex James had got it on, which resulted in Amy's then-boyfriend John trying to knock him out-he failed.
Whether it was the year 13s bullying the year 12s or girls fighting over boys, the residential was always eventful-everyone could give it some credit.
But to Brona Monroe, the thought of staying in the same place as Liam fucking Gallagher for 24 hours was enough to send her over the edge. Sure, they'd had a nice McDonalds one day, but after the stunt he'd pulled at her party, he was in her fucking bad books-and when he was in Brona's bad books, that also meant Jess', Kat's and Neve's too, so god help the poor boy.
The bus ride to the country was about 2 hours long, which was another reason why the two year groups despised the trip. Unfortunately for Brona, she couldn't sit with Jess, Kat or Neve because the four buses had been split between year 12 and year 13 and as she was a year younger, she had to sit with the annoying fuckers from her year.
"Fucking kill me," she whispered to herself as she sat down. Luckily for her, she'd got first pick of where she wanted to sit, having been there quite early. She walked toward the back of the bus, taking the window seat. She hoped no one would sit next to her, she couldn't put up with anyone for 2 hours-not even her actual friends.
"If ya insist like," the unbelievably irritating voice of Liam Gallagher spoke. His hair was disheveled and so was the rest of him, his top button unbuttoned and his tie loose. He looked tired.
"No," Brona rushed out as she saw him make his way to the seat beside her. "You're not fucking sitting there, sorry, no fucking way." She didn't understand him-he knew she didn't like him, and the rest of the bus was free, so why was he sitting with her?
"I am," was all he said, huffing as he threw himself into the seat. Someone was in a bad mood.
"You alright there?" She asked, not out of concern-just thought it should be clarified. "You look a bit out of it."
"Do I fuck," he grumbled, shaking his head. "It's sweet man, jus' our kid doin' my fuckin' melon in." Noel and Liam's relationship was a hard one to grasp, they loved each other but they didn't.
"Right well, that's terrible so it is," she responded. She really hadn't a clue what to say, how the fuck do you comfort Liam Gallagher? A mystery that was.
"A kiss would make us feel all better," he smiled. Well, miserable Liam didn't last long. "Only takin' the piss," he chuckled upon seeing the look on Brona's face. "So where're we goin' like?"
"Did you not read the permission slip?" Brona questioned-then she remembered who she was talking to. "Of course you didn't."
"To be honest man, didn't even know we were goin' somewhere till I saw your big 'ead from the bus window," he told her truthfully, resting his head against his hands.
"Cheeky bastard," she sighed giving him her iciest glare. "Anyways, it's a fucking 'bonding' trip. Meaning, they lock us up with each other for 24 hours and force us to become mates. It's absolutely dreadful."
"Bein' locked up with you doesn't seem to dreadful, babe." He was relentless with his flirting. He knew it annoyed her, so that made him want to do it more.
"Why are you and Noel fighting?" She suddenly asked out of the blue, wanting to hear the reason.
"Nosey fucker." Liam shrugged, "his big fat fuckin' foot stood on me toe."
"Right."
She now had a new-found respect for Noel because how in the fucking world, did he put up with having Liam as a brother? He must've been a saint, no wonder Neve was so taken with him.
"Terrible, isn't it?" He tutted, pouting down at his feet. "Right so, where abouts is this 'bonding' trip?" He quickly changed the subject back to the residential, not knowing the details of it.
"Somewhere out in the country y'know," she drawled out, furrowing her eyebrows at his drooping eyes.
"Love it," he spoke quietly, like he was drifting off to sleep. "Here, let us see your shoulder."
Brona shot a confused look his way, but obliged. Bringing her shoulder forward so it was available to him. "Okay."
He lay his head down on it, not giving her much time to process. "Cheers."
That's all she got out of him, then he was snoozing away. He stayed like that the whole way to the hostel, not even twisting or turning. Brona was incredibly grateful that she didn't have to listen to any of his shite.
She liked sleeping Liam, he wasn't an aggravating fucker. He was also a wee bit cute, like her heart broke a wee bit seeing him so drowsy. Liam just had the type of sleeping face where you wanted to squeeze him to death with hugs, which was making it very hard for her to hate him, and she wanted to hate him.
She'd gotten an array of strange looks from her classmates, most wondering if her and Liam were going out.
But they weren't, cause he was an annoying fucker.
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