*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Was all I heard making me wake up and groan hearing somebody bang on the door
"Since they wannna bang on the damn door they finna wait patiently"i mumbled while going to my bathroom
While I brushed my teeth and washed my face and did my routine I heard bangs coming from the door while I was waking down the steps
"And y'all motherfuckers is here and can't open the damn door"I said at the stupid peasants on the couch
"Why the fuck you gotta bang on the damn door"I said loudly when I swung the door open to be greeted by a man
"Get the hell out my face with that bullshit"he said pushing past me making me mad cause why you being mean?
"Who is this rude fucker,actually I don't care get him before I kick his ass"I fussed making them laugh at me while I frowned
"I'll beat your little bastard ass"the man mumbled making me smack him upside his head
"Girl that's yo daddy"king laughed falling on the floor,his ass do the absolute most for no reason .
"He still a fucker"I rolled my eyes giving him a side eye.
"I don't like her"he frowned looking at me , looking me up and down
"The feeling is mutual bud"I patted his head ,I shoulda fucked up his waves
"I'm not no damn dog don't pat me"he moved my hand mugging me .
"Y'all got that same attitude and I love it"king smiled still laying on the floor but this time kicking his feet back and forth
"Y'all need to get the fuck up we got some cleaning to do"I said walking away not hearing them get up I turned back around .
"Do I need to go get my belt,I'm not repeating my self get up and if I come back down here and see anybody sitting down I'm whoopin ya ass"I said lighting a candle that was on the table
Mmh beautiful day smell so damn good bath and body works need they ass ate off the bone .
After I said what I said all I hear was commotion behind me from my little belt saying ,yes I be whooping they ass sometime,why? Cause they asses don't listen
I walked into the kitchen and got two mops and two mop buckets that I bought when I went shopping
I had to check the sink and make sure I took the chicken out last night cause ,chicken be acting like it don't wanna be thawed out,finna go kill my own damn chicken .
I walked back in this living room seeing them straitening up
"Somebody need to go clean the kitchen yall don't gotta wash the dishes just put em in the dishwasher but make sure you put not to much soap or it's gonna be bubbles everywhere "I said setting down a mop buckets
There was jobs that needed to be done but me I was gonna clean the pool cause they scared the pool boy off like a dumbass .
Luckily they had the supplies so I didn't need to go out ,I went outside to clean the filter and almost shitted myself yall
It was a big ass tarantula sitting right there as soon as I opened it , I picked it up by its leg and threw it I coulda sworn I heard the big mf scream
"How the fuck did it get in Chicago "I mumbled to myself walking to the actual pool after doing what I needed to do
I pulled the pool cover off and almost fucking died I kid you not
