-walks onto a stage and grabs the microphone-
Have you ever thought...
shoes....
...
...
they're clothes for your feet..
so when you aren't wearing socks or shoes...
your feet are naked..
so in the summer when you walk around barefoot..
you should be charged for streaking...
👢👠👞👟
👣🚫
so ALWAYS wear shoes...
open toed shoes aren't accepted cuz... cuz your foot would still be nude in a sort of way..
that also means your feet are always twinsys...
they always wear the same clothes..
unless it's the socks, cuz then they could... could be mismatched
because people do what they want...
yeah...
feet have faces...
goodnight...
-drops the microphone and walks out-
