Warning!: Not family friendly!
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Toby: What do you think is the most fuckable sandwitch?
Ace: A meatball sub.
Epel: No! A turkey sandwich is the most fuckable!
Jack: I think the chili cheese stake from the new resturant.
Sebek: No! I think their filly chesse one Jack!
Myles: Please! It's obviously the grilled cheese!
Toby: Good taste
Grim: I have no prefrence!
Meanwhile the first years don't notice the fact that the whole cafeteria has gone quite to listen to them arguing about the most fuckable sandwich. The dorm leaders and teachers just stand in the background (kinda impressed)
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Crowley: Why is it when something happens it's always you seven?
The first year-Toby: *avoiding eye contact*
Toby: Trust me headmaster, Ive been asking myself this question since I got here.
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*Durning VDC*
Vil and Jamil: *walking into the kitchen at 3:00am* WHO'S MAKING ALL THAT NOISE!
Grim and Myles: *Eating cake on the table* Oh....Hello Vil, Jamil.
Rook and Kalim: *On top of the fridge eating cherios straight out the box* Uh....
The one braincell duo: *Causally stepping out the fridge holding two loafs of bread and nutella* . . . . We can explain!
Toby: *Eating Treys cooking in the cabinet* No you can't!
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*The first years doing inspirational quotes in Treins class*
Toby: You've heard of Netflix and Chill now get ready for IMAX and Climax.
Ace and Deuce: Blockbuster and Cockthuster
Myles and Epel: Hulu and Woohoo
Grim: Amozon prime and sexy time
Trein, Sebek and Jack: Church and praying for forgivness
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Sebek: *About to have a mental breakdown* Toby...Can you please be a normal human for 5 minutes?
Toby: *holding a sword* but isn't it cool tho
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Toby: Grim was banned from the chicken shack so we had to got to the out of town one.
Grim: Well they shouldn't have said 'all you can eat' if they don't mean it!
Toby: Grim, you ate a chair...
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Toby: Croissants: dropped
Ace: Road: works ahead
Duece: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Epel: Shavacado: fre
Myles: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Jack and Sebek:
Jack and Sebek, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Ghost #1: Hewwo!
Ace: Hi hi hi
Sebek: Greeting humans.
Jack: Three kind of people
Myles: i want pudding.
Jack: Four kind of people
Toby: *breaking down the door* WHAT UP FUCKERS!
Jack: ....Five kind kind of people?
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Toby: Rules are made to be broken.
Ghost #1: No, nothing is made to be broken!
Ghost #2: Uh, Pinatas.
Ghost #3: Glow sticks.
Ghost #4: Karate boards.
Grim: Sphagetti when you have a small pot.
Toby: Rules.
Ghost 1#:
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Grim: We need to distract these guys.
Toby: Leave it to me.
Toby: Centaurs have six limbs, therefore are insects, dicuss.
Riddle, Leona, Vil, Malleus, Jamil, Idia and Azul: *Arguing*
Kalim: *Watching in horror* Oh this, I don't like this, I don't like this at all.
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Ghost #4: Everybody always asks: 'are there ghosts!?' but never 'how are the ghosts?'
Toby: Will, you are a literal murderer. Stfu.
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That's all for today, love ya, have great day/afternoon/night/morning!
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Fanfiction(Twst x M!Oc(s)) "You're an idiot." "Yea but I'm your idiot," [ Warning Violence Swearing Angst ]
