Mikey - so,, how's the dick Hakkai??
My Love - mikey!! You shouldnt ask personal questions about our friends!!
Ken-chin - how was Takemichis dick Mikey?
Mikey - great!! I had a lot of fun and I think Mitchy did too 😌😏
My Love - draken!!
Fucker - takemitchys not denying it tho
Mikey - @Ken-chin how's your girlfriend??
Ken-chin - I dont have one?
Mikey - @Emma
Emma - fuck off Mikey!!
Mikey - whats that supposed to mean lil sis?? 😥😥
Emma - you're a fucking ass
Ken-chin - you are Mikey.
Mikey - is it just gang up on Mikey day today??
Horny - yea! Fuck you Mikey!
Tainted - Kaz, no.
Horny - okay 😊
Mikey - simp
Horny - of course i am 😌😌😌
Mikey - but why are you mad at me Emma??
Emma - read ur fucking dms!!
Mikey - awe Emma,, did I embarrass you??
Emma - nooo /s
Ken-chin - Is there something I can do to help Emma-chan?
Emma - its okay Draken :) Mikey's just a dick
Ken-chin - Yea he is :)
Mikey - thats so sweet,, a little sad you two bond over not liking me,, but whatever it takes
Emma - Mikey!! FUCK OFF
Ken-chin - yea Mikey, fuck off and stop making your sister mad >:(
Mikey - :,(
My Love - stop pouting, you brought this on yourself
Mikey - @Hakkai you never answered!
Hakkai - busy
Mikey - 👀
Horny - 👀
Smiley - Hakkai and Mitsuya are Alone while Yuzuha looks After mitsuyas Sisters
Fucker - finally, they've been pinning over each other ever since hakkai joined toman
Simp - its been obvious?
Fucker - yea
Horny - oh yea!
Mikey - i-
Ken-chin - a little.
Simp - well Hakkai doesn't think so,
Mikey - Hakkai's been as much of a fucking simp as you have,, you two have just been pinning over each other so much you haven't noticed each others fucking bedroom eyes!!
Hakkai - i-
Simp - ??
Mikey - wha,, why the hell do you think I changed ur fucking name to simp Mitsuya??
Simp - cause you're an ass.
Ken-chin - he's got you there Mikey.
Mikey - Ken-chin! 🤏 this close to being named simp :)
Ken-chin - lol
Hakkai - why didn't you change my name Mikey?
Mikey - cause Mitsuya was simping on main first,,
Horny - actually I was!
Tainted - yes we all know how horny you are Kaz
Fucker - you should see some of the fucking dms i have with him, you think he's bad here? this is him being tame
Tainted - I've seen the shit he sends to Kei, he's basically sexting him
Horny - guys!! Dont expose me 😫😫
Tainted - your- i-
Fucker - just give up fuyu, you're never gonna win
Simp - also, I was in this chat before Hakkai. Without me asking for you to add him he wouldn't be here >:( so that is a personal attack
*Mikey changed 5 nicknames*
Ken-chin - surprised you didn't actually change mine.
Lil Sis - whyd you change mine?! /gen
Mikey - because you're the little sis of the group :)
Exposed - and you changed my boyfriends back but not me asshole??
Mikey - I still dont like you,,
Exposed - aight fair.
Mitsuya - well thank you for putting mine back
Mikey - so what were you two doing that made you too busy to answer my question?
Mitsuya - nothing! We just didn't want to answer your stupid question.
Mikey - I wanna hear that from Hakkai
Hakkai - it was a pretty stupid question.
Mikey - it was a valid question!
Mitsuya - my sisters are in the room next to us! Hakkai's not getting near my dick when my sisters are around!
Hakkai - yea so we just made out for like 5 minutes ;-;
Smiley - so Our plan Worked?
Mistuya - Smiley!
Hakkai - Nahoya-san!
Mikey - ??
Angry - oops, I think you messed up big bro

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Tokyo Revengers Chat Fic
FanfictionI've been reading a lot of these on ao3 so I wanna make my own. -summary ig- Mikey makes a group chat with the founding members and it goes from there.