I smiled as I closed the door and put my back against the wall, slowly sliding down until I was sitting on the floor. I had a moment of reflection.
This sure was a crazy day. First, being sold to emo Peter Parker, then, meeting the greatest celebrity of all time. I made my way back to the tiny closet I called home and sat down on the uncomfortable, thin mattress. I closed my eyes and eventually drifted off to sleep.
The next morning, I woke up to the sound of the air conditioning turning on. I checked my iphone 4382489 pro max extra ultra epic games fortnite 38290SDJDVIFJHRU. It was 9 o'clock in the morning.
I got out of bed and changed into my favourite Christian Girl Autumn look, with skinny jeans, an infinity scarf and a starbucks seasonal pumpkin spice sweater. To top it all off, I put on my favourite beanie. It didn't get cold where I live, but today was the first day of August, so tis the season!
In the kitchen, Peter was playing a game on his phone. I saw he left a pumpkin spice latte out on the counter for me. I took a sip.
"Hey, you know they make pumpkin spice with real pumpkins right?" Peter asked. Shocked, I spit out the latte.
"What?!"
"Yeah, they put them in a blender and you can hear them scream."
I didn't know pumpkins could scream. Anyways, I set the latte aside and ate some toast and fruit for breakfast. I thought about the adventures today would bring.
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Fanfictionedit: WHY IS THIS BLOWING UP NOW I STARTED IT IN FEBRUARY also before you ask YES THIS IS SATIRE 😭 it all started when my girlfriend showed me Bully Maguire and I thought it would be funny to write a parody of a tumblrina sold to one direction stor...