Coach Hedge's Nursery Rhymes for kids.

Old MacDonald

When you have to stop bribing your kid to fall asleep(Your kid is a millionaire now) You simply sing this song and is guaranteed to work.

Old MacDonald had a farm

Ee i ee i o

And on that farm he had some Guns

Ee i ee i o

With a Bang Bang here, and a Bang Bang there. 

Here a Bang, there a Bang Everywhere a BANG BANG!!

Old MacDonald had a farm 

Ee i ee i o

And on that farm he had some Knifes

Ee i ee i o

With a Slash Slash here and a Slash Slash there

Here a Slash, there a Slash everywhere a SLASH SLASH!!

Old Macdonald had a farm

Ee i ee i o

And on that farm he had some Tanks

Ee i ee i o

With a BAM BAM, here and a BAM BAM there

Here a BAM there a BAM everywhere a BAM BAM!!

Old McDonald had a farm

Ee i ee i oooooooooooo

Now, it's best if you yell the underlined parts to really get the full effect.

Thank you for reading the nursery rhyme and i hope you come back!

And I am accepting requests but they have to be nursery rhymes mkay.

(Please do not actually sing this song to your kid it might be really entertaining but will probably traumatize your kid. Have a nice day!)