03. Kaburamaru's Rage

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Kaburamaru awoke drenched in a cold sweat. He looked all over the room and laid eyes on both [name] and Obanai. Both pillars were tangled in the blankets. Obanai seemed to have tugged away both blankets for himself.

"How dare he..." Kaburamaru thought. [name] looked cold but they weren't seriously shivering. Nonetheless, Kaburamaru took back the blanket Obanai took and gave it back to [name].

Kaburamaru slithered over to the foot of [name's] futon and coiled up on the corner.

He was pissed at Obanai. He was seriously pissed. The Serpent Pillar was trying to get his comrade for himself. A rage built up in Kaburamaru's body. He didn't care anymore.

He didn't care if Obanai trusted him as much as he did. He didn't care what he'd have to do. All he knew, was that Obanai would not make it to Tokyo in the morning.

Kaburamaru sat in deep thought for a minute. How could he get rid of Obanai? What was the best idea? The snake hadn't a clue. He just had to get Obanai out of the picture.

So all night, he thought of a plan.

A plan to get rid of his "best friend" and to make [name] his wife. There wasn't much he could do considering he was a snake, but he thought that if he could hang several people, he could do something.

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As the pillars slept, the rage inside Kaburamaru continued to grow. He couldn't bare the sight of his now former best friend getting cozy with the one he loved.

Kaburamaru had to hurry up with his thinking. And suddenly, he got it. The perfect plan. Simple and easy.


As soon as he had his plan all thought out, he got right work. He slithered out of the room and left the pillars to rest.

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All night, Kaburamaru wandered around the Wisteria House gathering materials. The old lady didn't bother him because he is the companion of Obanai Iguro, Serpent Hashira of the Demon Slayer Corps.

"Where's the kitchen??? It can't be this hard now, can it?" Kaburamaru thought.

"Is this it? No. Here? No. Aha! Found it!"

As soon he got into the kitchen, he locked the door behind him and got everything he needed. Starting off with getting a bowl, he added the following ingredients;

Acetone
Bleach
Ice cubes

Kaburamaru added all the things into the bowl.

The ratio for making this mysterious substance needs to be one part acetone to fifty parts bleach. That's one teaspoon of acetone per cup of bleach.

A/n: I literally had to copy paste this from google because I don't know jack shit about this😎.

ANYWAY-

After the mixture had been made, Kaburamaru rummaged around for two cloths in one of the kitchens drawers.

By the time he found them, the sun had risen. Time flies when you're busy being a fucking yandere psychopath.

Anyways, Kaburamaru let the towels soaked in the mysterious substance, which is now known as CHLOROFORM😟😟😟???

And slithered back to the room [name] and Obanai were in.

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"Good Morning Obanai-kun! Did you sleep well?" Asked the Shadow Hashira.

Obanai just nodded. "Yeah. What about you? Do you need to rest more before we go? I can wait if you want." Obanai offered, but [name] shook their head.

"Relax, I'm not tired. Besides there's a demon we gotta get in Tokyo." They said, stretching their arms before standing up.

Obanai did the same. After, both pillars dressed and had their breakfast, they were about to leave. But before they did, they realized Kaburamaru wasn't with them.

"Oi, Kaburamaru!" Obanai called out.

"Kaburamaru~! Where are youuu?" [name] called out, helping look for the missing snake. Obanai just huffed and sighed.

"That's weird. He always responds to you..." Obanai said, almost to himself. [name] nodded in agreement. He's right.

Kaburamaru always came if you called for him. Maybe something happened to him!

"Obanai-kun! You don't think something happened to him do you?! What if he's lost?" [name] said, their voice full of worry.

Obanai hated to see them worrying and sad. It made him sad. So, he knew he'd scold Kaburamaru for this.

"KABURAMARU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" Obanai yelled, his bandages almost falling off.

Suddenly, Kaburamaru appeared with towels wrapped around his body.

"Oh! Kaburamaru, I was worried! Are you alright?" The Shadow Pillar asked, crouching down to check out the snake.

"Worried?? [name] was worried!? Oh no!" Kaburamaru thought. Now he was feeling guilty. But, this plan was "well" thought out. He couldn't back out now.

Not when he was this close to getting what he wanted....

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HEY HEY HEYYY!!! HI BESTIES I FINALLY UPDATED. GUESS WHAT?? I HAVE A DAY FOR UPDATES NOW. EVERY THURSDAY. EVERY THURSDAY I'LL UPDATE MY STORIES.

MEANING I'LL UPDATE MY OTHER KABURAMARU X READER LATER LOL.

THIS IS PROBABLY THE LATEST I'VE EVER UPDATED LMAOO. I'M SO SO SO SORRY. Y'ALL MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME BC YOU TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS CRAP. ILY ALL<333333333



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