Koraline v/s Klaroline - whom will she choose?

Pregnant?!

"Klaus? Klaus? Where the hell are you?"

"Yes, love. I'm here"

"When the hell did you get Hayley here?"

"How do you know about that, love?"

"Well, she's pregnant"

"Pregnant?!"

"Yes, it's possible"

"Why was I not aware of this"

"Sorry, but I just found out. By the way, why were you sleeping with a girl who has a boyfriend"

"I had no idea she had a boyfriend. Who is it anyway?"

"Tyler"

"What the hell is Lockwood doing here?"

"He came to get his girlfriend"

"Right."

"Klaus, I need to have a meeting with the witches. Do you think you can arrange that?"

"The witches are Kol's business. I don't handle them"

"Fine, I'll go ask him"

"Kol? Damon? Where are you guys?"

"Care, what are you doing here?"

"I need to talk with the witches. It's important"

"Why?"

"Hayley Marshall is here and she is holding a grudge against them. I need to make sure they don't do anything stupid"

"Well, they have a coven meeting tomorrow. You remember the witch room I had kept hidden?"

" Of course I remember that. I helped collect some of those dark objects remember?"

"Yeah, well, they'll be there"

"Tomorrow, got it"

"Great, leave. Damon and I have to get to a party"

"One minute, I'm getting a call"

Calling - Mrs. Elena Salvatore

C - Elena? Why are you calling me?"

E - Care, is it true? Damon is drinking blood from the vein again?"

C - Well, yeah. It's not his fault though. Kol is a bad influence"

E - What the hell is Damon doing with Kol Mikaelson?!"

C - Oh, didn't you hear about their iconic friendship? They do everything together. In fact, he is in New Orleans right now. Do you want to talk to him?

E - Yes, please. Thank you.

D - Hello, Elena? What are you doing talking to blondie?

E - Damon. Why the hell are you hanging out with a Mikaelson? I called Caroline because Aaron told me about you drinking blood from the vein again.

D - Kol is cool. Why are you talking to that Whitmore?

E - Aaron is worried for Caroline.

D - Why is he worried. She - Ohhh, Caroline!! Did you tell Aaron Whitmore about what I did?

C - Yes, Damon. I don't like keeping secrets. Especially this one

D - You know how dangerous the Whitmore's are. Why would you do that?

C - As I said, I don't like keeping secrets from my boyfriend

E - Okay stop fighting. I am coming there. Give me a day

C - Great. Now, Elena is coming here.

E - I hope Bonnie's there. I would love to have a reunion(sarcastically)

C - She is actually, Katherine is too. A girl's reunion. Hmm, who doesn't fit in? Let me think...Oh right, you.

E - Please, people love me

C - I beg to differ. Who all hate you? Stefan. Bonnie. Katherine. Me! Klaus. Kol.

E - Okay I'm hanging up

C - Not if I do it first!

Call ended - Mrs. Elena Salvatore

"Caroline! Why the hell did you invite Elena here?!"

"I didn't invite her, Klaus. She invited herself"

"Ughh, pathetic"

"I know right"

"Well, she isn't staying here"

"She can stay at Marie's"

"Marie is still alive?"

"Yup," She says popping the p.

"Well, I just wanted to say that Hayley is here"

"Seriously?!"

"Yes, love"

"Ok, stop calling me love. Ugh, I thought I had more time."
"Kol! Are you there?"

"Yes, Care. I am here. Why?"

"Hayley's here. You need to call the witches now"

"Fine. Invite her in"

"She is already invited"

"Oh great. Another villain invited"

"She isn't a villain. We haven't termed her that yet"

"Well, what should we call her?"

"How about were-slut?"

"I heard that." A voice comes from downstairs

"Sorry, not sorry"

"Where are the witches?"

"Hayley, calm down. They will be here in some time"

"Fine"

"Kol?"

"They're here"

"Great"

"Hello, Caroline. Why did you call my people?"

"Esther..."