𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 ᵈʸˡᵃⁿ ᵒ'ᵇʳⁱᵉⁿ [1]

fifty-three

TWITTER&IRL

LAVVIE: first night out in forever and i already want to go home. wtf happened to party lavvie.
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DYLANOBRIEN: you had a baby
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LAVVIE: but you're having fun??? why do i just want rory

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USERNAME: lavender having postpartum depression is actually hurting me
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LAVVIE: please this sucks i want to have fun

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USERNAME: who's watching rory?
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LAVVIE: dylans mom<3

LAVVIE: currently pumping in the bathroom so i can drink, dont have children
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USERNAME: OMFG

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DYLANOBRIEN: you pumped before we left???
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LAVVIE: two months of this and you still don't understand omg

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USERNAME: the reality of being a mother
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LAVVIE: literally

LAVVIE: OKAY drink time😛
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USERNAME: ICONIC LAVVIE TWEETS COMING OUR WAY

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USERNAME: this will be fun

LAVVIE: OMG GUYS TYLEW JUST TAUGHT WILL HOW TO DI THE WORM THIS IS HILARIOUS
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USERNAME: PROOF OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

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USERNAME: not me imagining tall ass will doing the worm
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DYLANOBRIEN: it's probably as awful as you're imagining

LAVVIE: can we all collrctively laugh at dyldos mugshor
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DYLANOBRIEN: id rather not

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USERNAME: YES AHFHHR

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USERNAME: no bc why did he look so proud
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DYLANOBRIEN: i was

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USERNAME: definition of no regrets

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USERNAME: ik damn well he was smiling bc hed just defended his girl
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DYLANOBRIEN: i will do anything for lavender
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USERNAME: lowk scary sometimes how much he loves lavvie

LAVVIE: dylsn is the best kisser
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DYLANOBRIEN: i mean-

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USERNAME: im jealous
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LAVVIE: best. kissr. so good. like holyfuck.
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USERNAME: and we now know why lavvie ended up pregnant
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DYLANOBRIEN: im just too good

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TYLERGPOSEY: agreed.
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LAVVIE: so glad to hear

IRL

"This is our song!" Lavvie exclaimed as We found love blared throughout the club. It had been the exact song that was playing during their first kiss, and each time the pair had heard it from then, they couldn't help but to smile. Lavvie took Dylans hand, pulling him into the crowd with her body bouncing to the music. Dylan let out a laugh, struggling to move along with her drunken dancing.

Lavender moved against Dylan, his hands pressed to her hips as their bodys moved together. She let her hands clasp around his neck, pulling him closer with a permanent smile strung across her face.

"Kiss me!" Lavvie yelled out, Dylan did just that, pressing his mouth roughly against hers. Their lips moved together sloppily, their usual soft kisses completely disregarded in that moment. Dylan brought his hands to cup her face, holding her against him.

"You really are a great kisser." Lavvie giggled as she pulled back, watching Dylan roll his eyes before kissing her again. Ignoring the people around them, Dylan pressed his tongue against her mouth forcing its way against hers. Lavvie let out a moan at the contact, squeezing her eyes shut as his hands now wandered over her body.

"No more baby making!" The couple pulled apart as they heard the voice of a drunk Tyler, glaring him down only to laugh.

"You're just jealous hes kissing me and not you!"