Yayyy! This book reached 100 reads!!
"Congrats, but what type of title is this? It sucks!" Mitch said.
HEY! I tried my best...
"Yea, you tried and then failed..." Scott mumbled.
Kirstie?
"Gladly!" She said kicking Scott in the shin.
"OWWW! Why didn't you do that to Mitch?" Scott hopping on his foot.
Kirstie smirked and also kicked Mitch in the shin.
Mitch gritted his teeth. "I'm so getting you back for that!"
Kirstie laughed. "I doubt it!!"
"Guys! We have to focus here! Not play footsies." Kevin said.
The four walked past an old roller coaster called, "The Lion Tamer."
On the top of the ride was a huge lion statue. It's eyes kept looking down at the four.
"Hmmm...I wonder if this ride will work!" Kirstie said and then looked at the big statue. "Is it just me or are we being stalked."
"Nah, it's just you." Scott said going up to a rusty control panel. He clicked on a random button and the lion statue started to shake.
*slowly claps* Great job Scott!!
Mitch facepalmed. "Did you ever hear the saying, "Don't touchy touchy, people's stuffy stuffy?"
"No..."
Clearly!!
The statue began to crack and a lion came out of it.
The figure jumped down from the roller coaster.
Kirstie, Kevin and Mitch ran and hid behind two trees while Scott shook in fear of the beast.
"Who dares to wake me up from my nap!" The lion shouted. "Was it you, you dusty bag of straw?"
*laughs* Damn...
Scott tripped on air and felt to the ground. "I-I'm sorry l-lion s-sir!!"
"Yea, you will be sorry after I'm done with you!!" The lion grabbed Scott's shirt. "I'm gonna snap you like a popsicle stick!!"
Kevin whispered to Mitch. "Watch this!" He said and transformed back into a dog.
"Kevin, be careful!" Mitch said.
Kevin crawled up to the lion and barked.
"But...before I kill you, I need to eat a little snack." The lion smirked and then threw Scott on the ground. "Since you wanted to act like a hero, little doggy, you're dinner!"
Kevin yelped and around across the roller coaster with the lion hot on his trail.
Kirstie, don't just stand there, do something!!!
Kirstie rolled her eyes. "Must I do everything for these people?"
Yes!!
Mitch went up to Scott and help him get up. "Are you ok?"
Scott shrugged. "I've been worse..."
Good answer!!!
As Kevin and the lion went past Kirstie, she tripped the lion and made him fall.
"HEY! Why did you do that for?" The lion shouted.
"So that you can stop trying to eat Kevin? You're weird!" Kirstie scoffed.
"I'm not weird! The freaking dog got in the way...and I haven't eaten anything in years." The lion said and was about to go chase Kevin again but Kirstie slapped him.
"OWWWW!" The lion started to cry. "That hurt!!"
"Ohhhh so, that's why you named the title like that!" Mitch said.
*rolls eyes* I thought Scott was the only one who needed brains...
Kirstie chuckled. "Oooooo burn!!"
Mitch scoffed and then walked towards the lion. "What's your name?"
"Matt!" He said wiping his tears. "And I'm suppose to be this great big lion, but yet, I'm a pussycat."
"No you're not!" Scott said.
Matt stared at him blankly. "A girl just slapped me!"
"And I'll do it again!" Kirstie smirked.
PERIODTTTTT! damn...I'm never saying that again...
"Matt...what you need is a little courage!!!" Mitch said. "What if you come with us! We're going to see the Witch of Uz, so that I can get home!"
"And I can get a brain!!" Scott said happily.
"And I can get a new heart so that I won't have to see these people ever again!" Kirstie said.
Matt looked at Kevin.
"Oh, I'm here for support, and to be the mature one here!" Kevin said.
Kirstie scoffed. "I can understand these two "platonic" besties, but I just saved your life here!"
Matt laughed and then stopped.
"What's wrong?" Mitch asked.
"I feel an evil presence here!"
Everyone looked at each other. "AVI!"
Just as they said that. Black smoke appeared on the top of the roller coaster.
"He's never gonna leave us alone, is he?" Scott said.
Nope!! And it's too late to turn back!!
Avi's black cape flowed behind him like the wind to a curtain.
He evilly smirked as he opened his spell book. "I tried doing this the nice way, but since Little Miss Tincan got in the way, let's have some fun!"
Kirstie held up her axe. "DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A TINCAN BIT-" Kevin covered her mouth.
Avi skimmed through the pages and cackled. "Perfect!" His green eyes turned to turn into a deep soulless black.
"Moon, Moon, I call upon you,
Destroy this coaster through and through,
Rust it's soul and wither it's mind
Leave no part of it behind!
Make this place burn in flames
While these five kids play my game."
As Avi started to chant the spell again, Matt started to back up. "G-Guys...RUN!"
Everyone immediately ran towards the forest as the roller coaster started to fall apart.
"Damn, Mitch you're boyfriend is crazy!!" Kirstie said.
Mitch deeply blushed. "He's not my boyfriend!"
*laughs* "He's NoT mY bOyFrIeNd!" You should hear how you sound.
"Shut up!" Mitch pouted.
"Wait...you like t-that w-wizard? He's s-scary!" Matt asked.
No Matt! He doesn't like him...he LOVESSS him!!
"Ughhh!!" Mitch groaned. "Anyways, can we all finally continue this journey?"
Matt nodded. "🎶Let's ease on down the red brick road!🎶"
That's the Wiz!!!
"Whatever, let's just go!" Kirstie said.
And all five of them were off to see the Witch of Uz!
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The Horrible Version of Uz (Mavi fanfic)
Adventure"Isn't it suppose to be Oz?" Mitch asked. Melanie snapped her fingers. "It's Uz now honey. We on a budget...and we ain't trying to get copyrighted." Mitch rolled his eyes. "Nice name, but I want to go back home to California, and cuddle Wyatt...no...
