3 . later?!?!?

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As Nanny went downstairs for her morning cup of tea, she found she couldn't walk.  the whole floor was layered in some dry and some wet dog dookies.

"Oh, what's this then!?!?!?" Nanny wailed as her dog sat on a throne made up of solid farts.

"woof"

"why would you do this huh?!?!?" Nanny exclaimed, sighing in defeat. Nanny grabbed her scuba diving kit and put it on. she then dived into the mass of stink and swam to the kitchen.

"I'll clean up later..." 

She grabbed her tea and swam all the way back, only then she realised the dookie was like a sponge and soaked up her tea in one foul swoop.


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