heeseung: everytime I hear someone talking about updog, im torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
riki: okay, but what is updog?
jake: updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
sunghoon: no no, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
sunoo: no, that's an update. you're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
jay: surely, that's Uppsala, updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
heeseung: that's Aragog. updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
jungwon: you're thinking of epsilon. updog is an upward-moving air current.
jake: no, that's an updraft. an updog is the modern version of a henway.
riki, slightly grinning at the debate he created: what's a henway??
heeseung: oh, about five pounds.
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dw you were not the only one who had a headache reading all that information
