Fade in to the New Republic Headquarters. Cut to the interior of a bunker where Thea, Tucker, Grif, Simmons, and Caboose are seen standing.
Simmons: (to Thea) What do you mean 'leaving'? Where are we going?
Caboose: (excited) Is it to the park?! Ooh, I know, it's the beach! Wait a minute, you're not taking me to the vet, are you?
Thea: What? The vet?
Thea looks at Tucker confused as he raises his hands up.
Tucker: Don't look at me! It was Church.
Thea: No, Caboose. We're not going to the vet. We're going to get our friends back.
Simmons: But, we still have some time left to train the squad. Why would we leave now?
Thea: Because the squad's not coming with us.
Caboose: Are they going in a separate car?
Thea: No.
Caboose: Ah, so they're flying. Ya know, I have an extra bag to check. Is that gonna be a problem? Cause-
Thea: No. Caboose, we're going on this mission alone.
Caboose: Alone with the squad. Got it.
Grif: Why would we do that?
Thea: I don't know if you guys have noticed, but our super-elite team sucks. There's no way they'll be able to pull off a rescue mission.
Simmons: We don't know that. Kimball could still pass us.
Thea: I'm not talking about passing. I'm talking about our trainees blowing up or getting shot or disintegrated or something.
Simmons: Oh. Yeah, that's a problem.
Thea: Look, Felix, was right. We're just gonna end up getting more people killed.
Tucker: Now look who's agreeing with the asshole.
Thea: Watch it.
Grif: So you're saying we should just get ourselves killed instead?
Thea: Hey, we've done crazier things than this. Remember that time we fought, like, a bajillion hundred Tex bots? We didn't screw that up.
Simmons: We had Church.
Thea: Okay, well, what about C.T.? Or the Meta?
Simmons: We got lucky.
Thea: Bullshit. Now maybe we can't teach a bunch of people how to fight, but the four of us can totally pull this off. We're not gonna get another chance like this. We just have to go in and get our guys back. After that, Wash will know what to do.
Simmons: But even Felix couldn't break into this place.
Thea: We're not Felix. Felix is smart. The Feds won't be expecting dumb.
Tucker: Your right.
Caboose: Hey! Who are you calling dumb?
Simmons: Shut up.
Caboose: No, Simmons, I was just asking for some clarification. I'm a little lost.
Thea: Look, we keep trying to strategize and use codenames and act like real soldiers, but we're not. We haven't been from the beginning. So why are we trying now? I say we just get in there and do what we do best.
Grif: Uhh, which is ...?
Thea: Simple. I have no freaking clue.
(a short pause)
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Red vs blue (Female OC) season 12
FanfictionAgent Washington, Shawn, Lopez, Donut and Sarge have been captured. Thea and the rest of the gang have teamed up with the new republic to save them from the federal army but it's a little difficult since their Lieutenants are like them, idiots. But...
