because we say weird things. i'm gonna use their nicknames when i say who says what though
"being bald is ew" -snake demon
"i'm figuring this out by pressing random buttons. that's how i figure out everything. it either works or breaks everything" -snake demon
"i am in awe. and that doesn't happen much. i'm usually just an evil person who doesn't care much about life" -snake demon
"why try when you can just not" -snake demon (this is one of my personal favorites)
"we have to just do it right. but we don't have to try" -snake demon
"i refrained myself. i don't know why but i did" -snake demon
"well black is a good lipstick. everybody wants a black lipstick" -snake demon
"eyebrows are like the most important feature" -snake demon
"no, I forgot my GRANDMOTHER existed. somebody said something about my grandma and i was like OH I HAVE A GRANDMA" -snake demon
"i would like to take this as a time to remember how beautiful my knee's (whose name is obvi finneas) life was, instead of mourning it's death. Finneas went through so much. from being splattered with whipped coffee earlier this morning to being pulled apart during my wall over split. finneas was such a powerful role model to my other knee and a great younger brother to my other knee (whos name is obvi billie)" -bendy straw
"yes, let's enter a sock. hopefully it isn't smelly" -tortellini
"i just read 'it's a very good tomato' out loud and my dad must think i'm insane" -tortellini aka
"sure you can fall off a bridge" -killer fairy whale
"SPELLING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FREEZING YOUR FREAKING BUTT OFF IN A RIVER FOR SOMEONE WOWWW" -tortellini
"every morning i wake up and smash my face into the wall. it's really sad because it hurts and also i think i'm getting brain damage" -snake demon
"you will accept the holy cheese!" -slenderman
"yes punching! keep punching" -slenderman
"i think my brain just died" -snake demon
"Refried beans is dog food for humans. prove me wrong" -my mom
"I can't prove that's wrong because it's just accurate. we all know that down in our hearts" -snake demon after i told them what my mom had said above
"For some reason I really like to tell people to die in a hole." -snake demon
"HATS ARE FANTASTIC" -killer fairy whale
"did you know dolphins know how to get drunk for fun" - snake demon
"dogs protecc" -killer fairy whale
"oh those devil horns are cute" -snake demons
