random oneshots

random garbage

MHA characters as things me and my friends have said. And memes, can't forget memes.

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*playing a game*

Denki: United States of... of...uh... of Duck!

*everyone wheezing uncontrollably *

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*Kirishima bursts into Bakugo's dorm in a bass costume*

Bakugou: wtf

Kirishima:*grabs bass guitar* I'm a bass playing bass

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Me: *notices wattpad underlined Kirishima and Bakugo but not Denki* wtf

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Bakugo:*about to kick mineta in the dick*

Mineta: Wait! I want the chance to impregnate a woman!

Everyone else: *loosing their shit*
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Aizawa: It's chicken nuggets.

Present Mic: chicken nuggies🐔
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