immortal glitch [Tensura]

Glitched to another world

(WARNING: Bad writting possibility)

Dad:..son

Dad:..hey son

???:

Dad:...

???:what?

Dad:buy me a salad

???:...you buy a ferari and you can't buy a salad by yourself!?

Dad:you see son, back in my day, physhycs hasn't get invented yet so i can do what i want

???:then i can do what i want to-

Dad:BOI GO BUY THE SALAD OR ILL AEND YOU TOO JESU-

???: aigh't im leavin bye

[Door slam]

Dad:...such a bad son, good thing hes adopte-

•••

Hello!
My name is Satoru, sato for short, and of course im not short like levi.
Im a 17 years cultured guy, i live in japan even tho i'm not from japan
I live in tokyo not knowing where i am my self because the preasure of school and technology, my father today give me a quest to buy a salad and if i failed he will send me too Jesu- sorry i forgot that there was another religion, he will send me too God if i failed, so i am on my way to go to a wallmart...wait why did i go to a wallmart-

A random guy: HEY KID LOOK OUT!

Sato:wha-

[Car crash]

And just like that, i died
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Nvm i wake up on a black space of nothingness

Sato:...wait what happe-

Sato:oh yeah..i died

Sato: wish i was technoblade-

Sato:wait nvm i forgot that i'll get cancer
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I started to look around to find something...that i don't know.
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But nothing happend
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I keep walking, and walking until i got tired of course im a human being.

Sato: *pant* helo! Is somebody here or there!?
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But nobody came

I keep screaming and screaming
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But
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Nobody came..

Sato:..welp, never knew that my death will come this fast..well that was fast..

Sato:SOMEBODY? ANYBODYHERE!?

Sato:.....*sigh* ofcourse nobody came

Sato:...that was dissapointing

Sato: wonder what dad think about my death..

•••

Police: sorry sir but your son just dued

Dad:...what!?

Police: yeah im so sorry for your lo-

Dad: oh its ok, hes adopted anyway, good thing i didnt learn physhycs so i can make another one

•••

Sato: i gotta try to get out if here first
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I tried to do anything i can think.
But just like a broken pencil, it was pointless...
So i just decided to sleep it off, hoping to wake up and know that thia is a dream, but its not..
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Then i wake up and just do a pointless thing..i scramed I KEEP SCREAMING AND SCREAMING! LIKE. SOMEONE WOULD HEAR RIGHT?!?!?!
SOMEONE WOULD!?!?
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but nobody came
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I sit and feel hopeless

Sato:*sigh* this is very hopeless, if i can just teleport out of here..yeah...im a nirmal human being...weak.
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No...
I dont want to meet that duumb God who made me life like a npc on a world!
I cant just die and go to like, heaven or something!?

I NEED TO LEAVE, NOT JUST RITTEN IN HERE!

???:alright then, ill give my self a chance

Sato: wha? Who!?

suddenly, a portal opened in front of me

Sato:....f#ck it, its pointless yere anyway

[Get in the portal]

I then get in the portal, not knowing that my life will hold a more preassure than before

<T.B.C>
A/N: dont worry, its just the start so calm