Nerdverse Incorrect Quotes

#4

Kie: Hey, did you know that atoms never touch each other?

Kie: They are held together by force

Kie: So in my defence, officer, I did NOT punch this kid!

(censor)

Equivocal: When I was your age-

Kie, mocking Equivocal: When I was your height.

Equivocal:

Equivocal: Listen here you little shit-

(censor)

Andy: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!

Xoid: Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

(censor)

Nerd: Something's off.

Kie: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Nerd: No, but that's funny.

(censor)

Andy: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Andy: Violently practices.

Equivocal: Violently studies.

Xoid: Violently sleeps.

Kie: Violently shoots pictures.

Aden: Violently boxes.

Nerd: Violently murders people.

Xoid: Violently worries about the previous statement.

(censor)

Nerd: You need to be more careful!

Kie, who was dragged into Nerd's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

(censor)

Andy: If Centaurs have six limbs, then they are insects-

Nerd: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!

(censor)

*While planning to break in somewhere*

Andy: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"

Equivocal: What?

Andy: "Get Help."

Equivocal: No.

Andy: C'mon, you love it!

Equivocal: I hate it.

Andy: It's great! It works every time!

Equivocal: It's humiliating.

Andy: Do you have a better plan?

Equivocal: No.

Andy: We're doing it!

Equivocal: We are not doing "Get Help!"

*A Minute Later*

Andy, carrying Equivocal: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Equivocal at guards, knocking them out*

Andy: Ahh, classic!

Equivocal: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.

Andy, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

(censor)

Andy: Nerd-

Nerd: *sighs* Equivocal used to call me Nerd...

Andy: ...Because it's your fucking name.

(censor)

Nerd: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

(censor)