I wanna join your staff! And if you don't let me, I know the password to the DarkForest Publishing staff account so I'll post a bunch of chapters that say, WE ALL LOVE FIRESTAR!!! Please let me? Please? I love to torture Firestar too read my book if you don't believe me! I'll be a very helpful addition to your staff and you'll get a lot more reads because I'm super popular!!!!!!! By the way can I also have a cookie? I know you don't have chocolate chip in the Dark Forest so can I please have a mud cookie?
