Random stories I have

school stories

so im still in high school

so sorry primary school, im going to be shit talking you.

so for this my name shall be.........................

chef

just for context on how stupid my teachers were:

*the class is sitting in a circle, we're all trying to say a word that has the same first letter as our first name.*

me: *is having trouble thinking of a word*

my teacher: do you need help?

me: *nods*

my teacher: chef, shop.

me: ...

my teacher: (:

my mind: you dumb bitc-

NEXT STORY!

so this was actually a few moths ago, maybe in like august:

so it was the day of this big presentation thing, we'd been working in remote learning on zoom for months trying to finish this project to the best of our ability. 

so we were on zoom, a group was just about to start, and this happened;

the group: is setting up

the group: hello! this is our project, blablabla i dont remember what they said

the group: so the first part of our project is-

teacher: urrr, i know this is really bad timing, but my building's fire alarm is going off, i need to evacuate, ill start the zoom again later, but i need to go right now.

the zoom ends

the entire class: 👁👄👁

my group in our privet zoom: wtf

extra info, someone in our class lives in the same street as our teacher, so they saw the firetrucks pull up outside and everyone evacuate, which is sorta cool.