There is a mole. He lives underground, because that's what moles do. He likes to eat worms but he is blind. It is very hard for Mr Mole to get a girlfriend because when he gets bored, he devours them. All he wants is a nice lady worm to look after his blind needs, but no. The last girlfriend he had he accidentally ate. It was a sad day for them both. Whenever he goes to the worm strip club they all run away screaming "GET AWAY FROM HIM HE'LL EAT YOU". He will never have a girlfriend. Poor Mr Mole.
